Paul Ockenden
Ex PC Pro columnist. Ex-owner of one of the UK's first digital agencies. Now happily retired. I was once famous for missing deadlines, now I don’t miss them at all!
Based in Shoreham-by-Sea (between Brighton and Worthing) in West Sussex, UK.
- People who say they're 'minded' to do something come across like an absolute cunt. There are no exceptions to this rule.
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- Farage says, "this is far bigger than the Profumo Scandal..." Well he would, wouldn't he?
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- Sorry to soil my timeline but this did make me laugh…you? Took me a moment… Greg Bovino was asked how he felt about his demotion today. "Well, obviously, I'm not happy", he replied. Someone in the crowd shouted back, "So which one are you?"
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- No problem. I think I either recorded it off the television or had the VHS, so I watched this on repeat quite a few times. I guess the feel of the sketch is reminiscent of the grimy Young Ones student digs. Given that Ben Elton wrote both, I think you can forgive your memory.
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- Ben Elton: The Man From Auntie. Timestamp is 17:44 youtu.be/icEBcI5p7Ls?...
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- 😂😂😂
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- Liz Truss waiting patiently by her phone for Reform to ring, not realising it's actually a penguin biscuit
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- Hey, funny story. Penguins live around the South Pole. You almost couldn’t get further away from Greenland (on the surface of the Earth) if you tried. Really demonstrates the level of knowledge the Trump administration has about the country it thinks it should annex.
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- how far is Davos from Dignitas
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- Fairly sure it’s unintentional, but the end date on this mug being sold by the Smithsonian does make it sound a little like they’re saying America dies in 2026…
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- "If you don't want it, I know a guy in America who'll take it."
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