Some I'm PHP'ing, and there's a huge chunk of code that looks really important and vital, but when I remove it nothing breaks. This has happened twice now, the last bit I cut I don't know how the site works without it. Yes all the code is 100% mine.
#PHP #coding #funnyWhen your phone alarm goes off, letting you know that it’s time to do something important, but you have no recollection whatsoever of what that important thing was
Whoever is running the
#Simulation is desperate for us to figure it out and to this end, they keep tweaking the settings, harder and harder, hoping that eventually it’ll dawn on us that this can’t be real, but we’re all just like, “lol wild, man”
Whoever is running the Simulation is desperate for us to figure it out and to this end, they keep tweaking the settings, harder and harder, hoping that eventually it’ll dawn on us that this can’t be real, but we’re all just like, “lol wild, man”
In 1996 I had to suffer through the scandal of Bill Clinton getting a blowie. Here we are 30 years later & once again there’s a scandal about Bill Clinton getting a blowjob, this time from Donald Trump. How much head was this guy getting?!
#bubba #trump #epsteinPopped up on my Facebook feed. The child's backpack is NOT doing this listing any favors
#funny #facebook #renting #creepy #picsThat moment when you’re making your grocery list and it AutoCorrects ‘margarine’ to ‘margarita mix’ and you have to decide if you’re going to keep it.
Also, fun fact, AutoCorrect capitalizes itself.
#autocorrect #funny #margaritas#todayIlearned that not only is there an Ice-9, we're actually up to Ice-21 now. Fortunately they exist only at weird combinations of temp and pressure. The ice in our drinks and sinking our ships is actually the rarest.
#ice9 #ice #til #youtube #video #antonpetrov
www.youtube.com/watch?v=mkyG... 
Previously Unknown Type of Water Ice Solidifies at Room Temperature (Ice XXI)
YouTube video by Anton Petrov
@chargepointnet.bsky.social what are you doing? This app icon is so triggering.
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How are you liking glass in general? Yay or nay?
Are we talking about the 'glass' edges? I'm still on 18, I guess it's all my 12 Pro Max can handle, but all my icons are slowly being changed over to this by their developers and I hate it
What if the rapture really did happen today and only, like, thirty people were good enough
#rapture #funny #leftbehindYoutube ad came on for Husky Brand auto/truck bed liners and at the end they made a little joke about also being good for dogs and they showed a basset hound
I think this is the laziest scam email I have ever received. Anyone that falls for this deserves whatever happens to them.
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I saw here do "Search for intelligent Life" on stage in San Fran. One of her characters was smoking a cigarette. I saw the smoke when she exhaled, and thought: that is amazing that Lily Tomlin can get the city to let her smoke a cigarette indoors.
That is when I realized, there was no cigarette.
I should add to this that I've been under actual hypnosis several times (ironically to quit smoking—it worked), and in a weird quirk, I cannot be hypnotized to see things that aren't there.
So, she was able to do something with her performance that a professional hypnotist cannot do. LEGEND.
I ordered something from Amazon and the tracker says it’s out for delivery, but it’s UPS so that could just easily mean it’s on a truck in like, say, Bakersfield
Wait, what kind of sounds?
Link to the video in case you're curious to know what 'spherical sounds' sound like:
www.youtube.com/shorts/hQ6R_...
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i meant to come back to this and amend it but forgot. amidst all the disinformation being peddled i came across context i'd initially missed. i take back what i said, the research is indeed extremely valuable.
OK now he's saying there's lights on it—I maintain it's an object worth studying but Avi might need to calm down a little bit lol
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Do I send you my address or how does this work
No on talks about this but one of the worst things about this timeline is, from now on if we say "I grokked something," people will think we used Elon's AI to look something up :/
I used to watch this Beatles cartoon when I was a kid and I LOVED it. Here is a cartoon for small children doing their version of 'Tomorrow Never Knows', the song John wrote about tripping balls. Thanks for the tip, John, you were so right!
#beatles #cartoon #lsd
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The Beatles Cartoon-Tomorrow Never Knows
YouTube video by TheBeatlescartoons70
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What are you talking about that’s exactly what I thought he would sound like also does he need more friends, you know, just to hang out with? I’m pretty fun
I feel live if you’re in danger of catching
#covid from yer
#toilet bowl then you probably have bigger problems than Covid
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I did one of those the other day with quickbooks and it let me reset someone else's password, the bookkeeper that used to use our account, I could see all the businesses he was working on, but couldn't see my own because I didn't have the user name, if you lose that its gone forever apparently :/
I love to hear it! For my part, I def do take anything he says with a big grain of salt, he seems fairly certain that Oumuamua is -likely- to be a craft & I find that to be a stretch and 1/2. Can't hurt to practice any chance we get though, just to get good at it.
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Avi Loeb, who says by far the most likely explanation is that it's just a comet? All he's saying is, we should practice analyzing these rare interstellar visitors when we can, in the very slim but non-zero chance that someday it's -not- just a comet.
My grandfather was an
#engineer so in 1975 he got this
#calculator to replace his
#sliderule. It cost $225, which is—wait for it—$1344 in today's dollars. He let me play with it, I was 6!
It's now listed in the Smithsonian.
www.si.edu/object/texas...Texas Instruments SR-51 Handheld Electronic Calculator | Smithsonian Institution
America, in a nutshell
#become #ungovernableBTW yes this was a Google street view, somewhere in Brooklyn
Asking me, a web-developer, if I'm "done with my coding yet" gives the same energy as asking a McDonald's employee if they're "done" fixing the ice-cream machine.
I love it when random social media posts line up perfectly by accident
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Great use of e-ink. Still can't afford it, but that's my fault, not theirs, price was pretty reasonable. Years until they're $20 at Walmart? Dunno but it's inevitable and that's pretty cool.
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I'm of two minds about this. On the one hand, the ejecta wold probably wipe out a bunch of satellites and maybe even render NEO unusable for a long while, as some of would also end up in orbit.
On the other hand—SPECTACULAR meteor storm.
I get 1 or more Youtube ads wanting me to rent at this apartment complex in Riyadh, SA. Apparently the bog selling feature is a small courtyard with 'wellness activities'. If you're lucky, your apt has a view of the courtyard. Sir, I have been to S.A. twice now already, no thank you.
Flow Narjis | Explore Our Community & Available Homes for Rent in Riyadh
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For that much I'd want it to crush cans into my choice of animal shapes
I didn't even realize that was the
#LastofUs finale. 😢
I use this on my 404 pages so at first I was confused when I saw this on BlueSky :D
Look at this handsome boy.
That is an absolutely gorgeous dog, I Hope I can meet him someday
I bought Pop-Tarts, milk & cookies, I got home from the store, put everything away, went to bed; this morning—no Pop-Tarts.
RN most logical solution is I have a split-personality that hates (or loves) Pop-Tarts. Cuz this is the 2nd time it's happened. No box, nuthin'. Poof.
#Pop-tarts
A geyser erupted outside of Reno, NV erupted for the 1st time in over a century; the guy that owns thinks he stopped it by hosing it down with cold water.
Fave Youtube comment: "It is something special, and that's why I poured cold water all over it until it stopped."
#geyser #reno #video #funny
Geyser erupts in Reno, captivating scientists and locals alike -- so what caused it?
YouTube video by KRNV News 4
Sorry, * owns the land it's on
Oh dear.
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tl:dr: ChatGPT doesn't tell you the truth, it tells you what it thinks you want to hear, which some people assume is the truth, which is bad.
People Are Being Involuntarily Committed, Jailed After Spiraling Into "ChatGPT Psychosis"
People experiencing "ChatGPT psychosis" are being involuntarily committed to mental hospitals and jailed following AI mental health crises.
Turns out it's legit!
#prime #notgrok
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I actually have not, so thanks for the reminder!
Same basic plot way nerdier (in the good Carl Sagan way) and I was so mad when I watched the movie and they left out the best part, the bastards
Muskrat posted this recently. I’m sure he had a team of folks working to find this prime.
OK, that's fairly insane. Not that they were looking, that it exists. I know you've read Contact (not the movie, which left this part out)
Wait did you just find the watermark of the simulation? More info please
I followed the link but it was too math-y :D
Today in "Small Town Facebook Groups"
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"Are we sailing to Hawaii? I heard about this one guy and..."
My FB feed is full of
#AI #generated #Ukrainian #soldiers. Now I am am 100% pro Ukrainian soldier, but these accounts are so fake it's obvious that no actual Ukrainians are involved, which is weird. Even weirder is, every. single. image. has food in it somewhere.
Immediately after I posted this these disappeared from my FB feed completely
People getting the dumbest rims these days. But what else would you expect from L.A.
#streetview #funny #mistakeBTW this is a google Street View, it's just stitched the images together funny but because it smoothed out the truck bed to a straight line and the house behind it is fine, it looks more real.
