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- Some I'm PHP'ing, and there's a huge chunk of code that looks really important and vital, but when I remove it nothing breaks. This has happened twice now, the last bit I cut I don't know how the site works without it. Yes all the code is 100% mine. #PHP #coding #funny
- When your phone alarm goes off, letting you know that it’s time to do something important, but you have no recollection whatsoever of what that important thing was
- Whoever is running the #Simulation is desperate for us to figure it out and to this end, they keep tweaking the settings, harder and harder, hoping that eventually it’ll dawn on us that this can’t be real, but we’re all just like, “lol wild, man”
- Whoever is running the Simulation is desperate for us to figure it out and to this end, they keep tweaking the settings, harder and harder, hoping that eventually it’ll dawn on us that this can’t be real, but we’re all just like, “lol wild, man”
- Popped up on my Facebook feed. The child's backpack is NOT doing this listing any favors #funny #facebook #renting #creepy #pics
- That moment when you’re making your grocery list and it AutoCorrects ‘margarine’ to ‘margarita mix’ and you have to decide if you’re going to keep it. Also, fun fact, AutoCorrect capitalizes itself. #autocorrect #funny #margaritas
- #todayIlearned that not only is there an Ice-9, we're actually up to Ice-21 now. Fortunately they exist only at weird combinations of temp and pressure. The ice in our drinks and sinking our ships is actually the rarest. #ice9 #ice #til #youtube #video #antonpetrov www.youtube.com/watch?v=mkyG...
- What if the rapture really did happen today and only, like, thirty people were good enough #rapture #funny #leftbehind
- Youtube ad came on for Husky Brand auto/truck bed liners and at the end they made a little joke about also being good for dogs and they showed a basset hound
- I think this is the laziest scam email I have ever received. Anyone that falls for this deserves whatever happens to them. #digital #darwin #awar
- I ordered something from Amazon and the tracker says it’s out for delivery, but it’s UPS so that could just easily mean it’s on a truck in like, say, Bakersfield
- Wait, what kind of sounds? Link to the video in case you're curious to know what 'spherical sounds' sound like: www.youtube.com/shorts/hQ6R_... #closedcaptions #funny #mislabeled
- No on talks about this but one of the worst things about this timeline is, from now on if we say "I grokked something," people will think we used Elon's AI to look something up :/
- I used to watch this Beatles cartoon when I was a kid and I LOVED it. Here is a cartoon for small children doing their version of 'Tomorrow Never Knows', the song John wrote about tripping balls. Thanks for the tip, John, you were so right! #beatles #cartoon #lsd www.youtube.com/watch?v=HNzw...
- I feel live if you’re in danger of catching #covid from yer #toilet bowl then you probably have bigger problems than Covid
- My grandfather was an #engineer so in 1975 he got this #calculator to replace his #sliderule. It cost $225, which is—wait for it—$1344 in today's dollars. He let me play with it, I was 6! It's now listed in the Smithsonian. www.si.edu/object/texas...
- America, in a nutshell #become #ungovernable
- BTW yes this was a Google street view, somewhere in Brooklyn
- Asking me, a web-developer, if I'm "done with my coding yet" gives the same energy as asking a McDonald's employee if they're "done" fixing the ice-cream machine.
- I love it when random social media posts line up perfectly by accident
- I get 1 or more Youtube ads wanting me to rent at this apartment complex in Riyadh, SA. Apparently the bog selling feature is a small courtyard with 'wellness activities'. If you're lucky, your apt has a view of the courtyard. Sir, I have been to S.A. twice now already, no thank you.
- I bought Pop-Tarts, milk & cookies, I got home from the store, put everything away, went to bed; this morning—no Pop-Tarts. RN most logical solution is I have a split-personality that hates (or loves) Pop-Tarts. Cuz this is the 2nd time it's happened. No box, nuthin'. Poof. #Pop-tarts
- A geyser erupted outside of Reno, NV erupted for the 1st time in over a century; the guy that owns thinks he stopped it by hosing it down with cold water. Fave Youtube comment: "It is something special, and that's why I poured cold water all over it until it stopped." #geyser #reno #video #funny
- Sorry, * owns the land it's on
- Oh dear. futurism.com/commitment-j... tl:dr: ChatGPT doesn't tell you the truth, it tells you what it thinks you want to hear, which some people assume is the truth, which is bad.
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- Today in "Small Town Facebook Groups"
- My FB feed is full of #AI #generated #Ukrainian #soldiers. Now I am am 100% pro Ukrainian soldier, but these accounts are so fake it's obvious that no actual Ukrainians are involved, which is weird. Even weirder is, every. single. image. has food in it somewhere.
- Immediately after I posted this these disappeared from my FB feed completely
- People getting the dumbest rims these days. But what else would you expect from L.A. #streetview #funny #mistake
- BTW this is a google Street View, it's just stitched the images together funny but because it smoothed out the truck bed to a straight line and the house behind it is fine, it looks more real.
