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Here to hold my name . She/her / yourgorgoness
- Far Rock’s finest
- expert of miscellany
- writer
- Senior Fellow
- Oracle at Dead ass
@unbreaking.org
Professor and Chair of University of Michigan's Joint Program in English & Education. Author, The Dark Fantastic & more. Made in Detroit. FAMU 🐍. ΔΣΘ ❤️. OES ⭐️. August ♌️. She/her. Forthcoming: Shifter and Dreamer (YA novel). Linktree: Ebonyteach.
im Cory 🐱
real verified baby
California ☀️
she/her
MDNI
CW: animal death, injury, etc.
Massive human raccoon, broad spectrum nerd, 6ft 2 of ADHD chaos, a cishet she/her of mayhem, used to be a SFF bookseller.
'Ever'.
carcosa-based lifeform. UK.
@EwaSR on twitter
Did not meet our criteria for publication
Boston, MA
Author, libertine, virago. Amateur shepherdess. 🌈 She/her. HWA.
Dark fantasy novella GREYHOWLER available from Underland Press:
bit.ly/greyhowler
The Ringleader
big famous microblogger
pet account reactionary
flamboyant wrecker
goddess of uselessness
[she/her] texan in ma. Adonis' mom
Sociotechnical gremlin. Swarm intelligence egregore. Taoist bricoleur. Magitek knight. Combat librarian. Bearer of the cursed knowledge.
Rogue information scientist, researcher, & technologist. MLIS.
having fun on my phone again :)
Minneapolis. Author and illustrator of award-winning comics and funnybooks. Keeps hens. Tells fortunes. Is queer. I cannot tell if you're joking. Literal* cartoon. He/him, They/them
Support my work:
patreon.com/trungles
Links:
bio.site/trungles
Rhymes with "rock." Comics writer, filmmaker, photojournalist. SUPERNATURAL, PLANET HULK. He/him.
@comixaction.com #Comics4Liam
Call your reps (reps.fyi). Stop posting on X.
All my links:
gregpak.fyi
(@gregpak.com for work only)
Cultural anthropologist, vulgar Marxist, sloppy empiricist, crackpot phenonmenologist. Lives in WV.
Author. Opinions=own. She/Her.
Writing your fav characters. Rep: Michael Bourret.
Co-host on the Official Marvel Podcast.
Payal Mehta's Romance Revenge Plot is out now!
www.preetichhibber.com
Profile illustration by James Lancett
Chief of da autism police and boss of the Irish Mob at the same time. Cousin, I’m a union man.
Eisner & Harvey award winning editor and writer of comics, prose, and other stuff. Bi chaos gremlin. Lives in Portland, OR with a cat named Pants. Irrationally stans Winnipeg. He/Him
adampknave.com
Freelance Science Journalist. Fact Checker.
NatGeo, BBC, SciAm, NBC News, PopSci, WIRED, and others.
Hire me to fact check your book.
I post about Jewish stuff, disability, Star Trek, and The Buffalo Bills.
Jersey girl.
hi, i'm anna phylaxis;
organizer, activist,
President, Boston Dyke March
Founder, Co-Lead, Boston Dyke Patrol
She / Her ⚧ 🏴🔞
p&h by
@dataerase.bsky.social
FIX YOUR HEARTS OR DIE
I write about tech, media, politics, and consumer rights.
at different times:
haxx0r in cDc
PhD in using people for ML and vice versa
"theory of mind for autonomous cars" startup guy would you believe, went kablooie
at present: newsletter --
buttondown.email/apperceptive
&c music, politics, nonsense
i’m not a girl, not interested in being polite or cisgender. jewish, anarchist, still punk, in my daddy era.
this is not a place of honor.
no highly esteemed thoughts are skeeted here.
ngl.link/armageddon1312
don’t explain, you’ll only make it worse
that person with the peaches
national magazine award-winning culture critic & writer for hire 🖋️ in bitch, the nation, the verge, rolling stone, &c
🌿@theflytrapmedia.com cofounder
🐈⬛ Preorder ALL MY DEAD CATS (July 2026)
✉️ sesmith at
realsesmith.com
harm reductionist & counselor, advocate, member of young widow club - once featured in Bon Appétit magazine. views are my own; smarter + funnier than you.
📍MPLS | 39 | she/they
what if we could have the things we liked, minus the things we didn't like
He/Him. I'm pretty flexible on my identity though.
Sometimes I create art, music, and code.
Alexithymia and Mania. Brain is wonky sometimes but I try my best.
This is a police hating account
Whenever I do satire everyone thinks its news and whenever I do news everyone thinks it's satire so good luck with these posts I guess
On Mastodon:
Criminalerin.jorts.horse
She/they/guy
Disabled artist, smalltown fishbum & boat nerd
Transmasc gendervague dirtbag (they/them)
Unceded Nuu-chah-nulth territory
Wild waters, cats, fish, fucking off into the woods
ALT text = ❤️
banner: west coast winter river. Ratfish PFP by Mindy Fraser
The future is up for grabs. The world we live in is awful but the one we're building is worth it. Bringing my whole self to the apocalypse.
Director of Development
@distributeaid.org
he/they, often a newcomer
views my own
trust + supplychains + tech
🚛💻🏴🖤
doctor of sociology at inst. nastro azzurro
podcast guest
terrorism/extremism explainer, media hell vortex looker
nocellara.beehiiv.com
🧙♂️🚫
suffer in the tension between my serious opinions and d&d character pfp
Not 5 raccoons in a trench coat.
Certified Langualogist.
Actual size.
He/Him
linktr.ee/xaiax
Author of LOVE/AGGRESSION | Fiction Editor at New Session
Football. Basketball. Cream cheese.
Editor. Writer.
⬅️🏳️🌈🏋️♂️💪🎨💻🔒🎮🦝🧠🌶️♾️🐈⬛🐕🦐
(She/They) That one purple raccoon who makes art, enjoys video games and comic books, lifts heavy weights, and sometimes talks about infosec, strategy, and leadership.
ko-fi.com/myraccoonhands
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city of χ✶✶✶✶
prev_name: un bastille after another
prev_name2: a pez dispenser, for tylenol
prev_name3: ⎷ transgender movement 🤝 the yellow peril
prev_name4: Purity Tester (Nazis Bad?)
i lost the ability to read in a freak clean and jerk accident in 1989. please be gentle. he/him
Aspiring Luddite