It's Abby. Yep.
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- Reposted by It's Abby. Yep.An account you control, @PagliacciDaClown, has been suspended for the following post: "Who up doing clown shit, lmao? I'm thinking about ending my own life." Our moderation policies aim to encourage healthy discourse. For an example of a user we think exemplifies this spirit, see @PagliacciDaClown
- Reposted by It's Abby. Yep.It must be really annoying being a gay hockey player these days. "Oh, like Heated Rivalry?". No, man, I liked dick before the acclaimed HBO Max television series. My husband is an accountant.
- Reposted by It's Abby. Yep.The unbelievable volume of Epstein file emails documenting crimes and other heinous acts is such a tell that the wealthy and powerful never even thought for a moment that there would ever be any consequences.
- Reposted by It's Abby. Yep.A new systematic review has found that trans women on HRT have the same level of fitness as cis women and don't retain any advantage in sports. www.independent.co.uk/news/science...
- Reposted by It's Abby. Yep.filling my weekly pill organizer with mini corn dogs
- Reposted by It's Abby. Yep.6 yo on my lap: What if we got married? Me: I don’t think my husband would like that 6: Yeah but what if he DIED Me: I mean what are you offering here?
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- Reposted by It's Abby. Yep.This is tremendous. Take the time to watch it.
- Next we'll find out that Epstein met with Big Plastic, who then invented microplastics
- I wonder if hitmen use affirmations to get pumped for work. Do they wake up and say, "Every day, in every way, he is getting deader and deader"
- "Today is the last day of the rest of his life"
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- Reposted by It's Abby. Yep.Unlike Disneyland, our mice will fuck you up
- Reposted by It's Abby. Yep.For years, I thought DEFCON 5 was more serious than DEFCON 1, and I'll be honest: a lot of people died
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- Reposted by It's Abby. Yep.FYI, Kristi Noem’s full initials are K.L.A.N.
- Reposted by It's Abby. Yep.Strip Law character reel meet Lincoln Gumb, Sheila Flambe, Irene Gumb and Glem Blorchman you're gonna wanna forget your family's names and memorize those
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- Reposted by It's Abby. Yep.Doctor: Your wrist pain is from repetitive motion. Can you stop doing it at work? [Cut to me doing the jerkoff gesture thru every conference call] Me: Sadly, no
- Reposted by It's Abby. Yep.Our eagle hatchling accidentally imprinted on intern Gavin, and now sits smoking cigarettes in her nest complaining about management all day.
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- Reposted by It's Abby. Yep.It's a shame everyone is talking about stochastic terrorism now. I used to love the book fairs they did at our school.
- Reposted by It's Abby. Yep.Trump soiled himself, and the names of Alex Pretti's murderers are revealed. I say that's a pretty productive weekend's end.
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- Reposted by It's Abby. Yep.Aaron Sorkin missed the mark on his idealistic vision of government with West Wing but boy did he hit the nail on the head with that opening scene in the Facebook movie where Zuck gets his feelings hurt by a girl who dares to speak out of turn in his mind and then he takes it out on the world
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- Antifa would be a beautiful girl's name
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- Reposted by It's Abby. Yep.Me (when someone quotes my post): No, bitch Me (when I quote someone's post & they detach it): No, bitch
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- Making all my phone calls from the bathroom now to sound more presidential
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- Reposted by It's Abby. Yep.You guys 100% sure you wanna do this
- Just please don't let Grimace show up in the Epstein files
- Reposted by It's Abby. Yep.Of course I'm rooting for the bats
- Reposted by It's Abby. Yep.The Diarrhea President shall go down in the anals of history Thank you for following
- Reposted by It's Abby. Yep.Shoot for the moon! Even if you miss, you might hit a SpaceX rocket
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- Reposted by It's Abby. Yep.To: All Staff Subject: Weather Update We'll never exploit a groundhog. We use The Weather Channel. Also, the Panda Riding a Unicycle show is postponed due to snow.
