born miserable
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- starting a TikTok trend where people delete TikTok
- BREAKING: Viewers of “Melania” Documentary Receive Call Telling Them They Will Die in 7 Days
- ah yes, Corey Lewandowski [checks notes] who was removed from a Trump PAC after reports of sexual harassment, charged with simple battery, slapped pro-Trump performer Joy Villa on the butt at a Trump holiday party, and who made unwanted sexual advances towards the wife of Trump donor John Odom
- BREAKING: The Worst People You Know Are Much, Much, Much, Much, Much, Much, Much, Much, Much, Much, Much, Much, Much, Much, Much, Much, Much, Much, Much, Much, Much, Much, Much, Much, Much, Much, Much, Much, Much, Much, Much, Much, Much, Much, Much, Much, Much, Much, Much, Much Worse Than You Know
- imagine being so off-putting that even Ghislaine Maxwell and Jeffrey Epstein were like “ooh, yeah, you just missed our last invite to Pedophile Island”
