It's Abby. Yep.
she/her • I hat typos
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Blog: rantmetheserenity.com
- If a billionaire fell in a forest and there was no one around to hear him, that would be perfect
- Or if all the billionaires did
- Next we'll find out that Epstein met with Big Plastic, who then invented microplastics
- I wonder if hitmen use affirmations to get pumped for work. Do they wake up and say, "Every day, in every way, he is getting deader and deader"
- "Today is the last day of the rest of his life"
- Antifa would be a beautiful girl's name
- Making all my phone calls from the bathroom now to sound more presidential
- Just please don't let Grimace show up in the Epstein files
- Fuck, I saw my shadow ban & now have 6 more weeks of shitass engagement
- Me (when someone quotes my post): No, bitch Me (when I quote someone's post & they detach it): No, bitch
- Shall I compare thee to a summer's day? Thou art not as hot
- This is like the opposite of my previous repost lol
- Can we start over
