Splintersalvo Enthusiast
Love is like Phantasmal Killer. It takes will to not believe in it, and fortitude to not be torn in half by it.
Alan, 33, he/him
- Reposted by Splintersalvo EnthusiastNew Social Network Exclusively For AI Bots theonion.com/new-social-network-…
- Reposted by Splintersalvo EnthusiastIn this Ohio diner, bad bunny is what you say when the stewed rabbit tastes a little off. But they do know this: Kid Rock is the one who should have gotten that Grammy.
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- Reposted by Splintersalvo Enthusiast94 Years Ago Today: Feb. 4, 1932 Front Page
- Reposted by Splintersalvo Enthusiast"The knight before rust" #ファイアーエムブレム #fireemblem
- Reposted by Splintersalvo EnthusiastBlackthorn
- Reposted by Splintersalvo EnthusiastEveryone that’s drawn a paycheck from DHS in the last year needs to see the inside of a cell at minimum.
- "Four hours after his arrest, he was taken to a hospital emergency room in Edina with swelling and bruising around his right eye and bleeding. A CT scan revealed at least eight skull fractures and life-threatening hemorrhages in at least five areas of his brain..." apnews.com/article/immi...
- Reposted by Splintersalvo EnthusiastGroundhog Harassed By Dipshits In Stupid Hats
- Reposted by Splintersalvo EnthusiastWhether it’s Donald Trump accepting a $500M bribe from UAE royals or Barack Obama wearing a ring with Arabic letters on it, its clear that both sides have engaged in controversial entanglements with the Arab world.
- Reposted by Splintersalvo EnthusiastSo the rules are you can’t take down a statue of Robert E Lee but you can tear down the Kennedy center if Philip glass makes your dick feel small
- Reposted by Splintersalvo EnthusiastWhat’s making me feel insane is that Qanon got its start on 4chan via the /pol/ board, the “containment board” that predictably did the opposite of containment, which was created right after the site’s owner met with Jeffrey Epstein. It’s like a bad conspiracy theory except it’s real.
- Reposted by Splintersalvo EnthusiastThe funny thing about a certain type of angry conspiracy guy is that they’re literally being confronted with an elite paedophile ring and a tyrannical government at the same time right now, and because it isn't being done by the people they wanted it to be done by they’re all being pussies about it
- Reposted by Splintersalvo EnthusiastToday's the day! Reposts are appreciated!
- Reposted by Splintersalvo Enthusiastheath ( #fireemblem )
- Reposted by Splintersalvo Enthusiastxbox live took stronger action against jeffrey epstein than the entire us government
- Reposted by Splintersalvo EnthusiastFor decades the Right has daydreamed about saving their country from monsters, they finally got the chance and it turns out they love the monsters. The monsters are even monstrous in the exact ways they fantasized about! You never have to listen to these guys about anything again
- Reposted by Splintersalvo Enthusiast24 hours later: Trump has two journalists arrested
- Reposted by Splintersalvo Enthusiastwe stand with don lemon and the entire lemon party
- Reposted by Splintersalvo EnthusiastThese people are rock brain idiots. Grand Theft Auto 6 has been in production for like a decade and these simpletons think AI can just make a game. Anyway, you reading this, yes you, you're smarter than all of Wall Street and the CEOs in this country.
- Video game stocks are suddenly crashing today with the launch of Google's Project Genie as investors think games will start magically getting made with AI ➡️ ca.investing.com/news/stock-m... #GoogleGemini #TakeTwo #CDProjektRED #Roblox #videogames
- Reposted by Splintersalvo Enthusiasta gangster government cowering in fear of a decrepit man, misery incarnate, himself terrified of the long black shadow of his life behind him, one riddled with crime and a deep hatred of other people, a man with no virtue, no soul, a man of nothing, a specter.
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- Reposted by Splintersalvo Enthusiasti will once again remind the class that fandom as we understand it was invented by middle-aged spirk fujoshis in the 70s and to remove cringe from it would necessitate unmaking the universe from its very foundation
- Reposted by Splintersalvo EnthusiastThis Postman Situation is CONCERNING
- Reposted by Splintersalvo Enthusiast"the best fe game to start with is blazing blade" "no its sacred stones" WRONG its actually shadow dragon
- Reposted by Splintersalvo Enthusiast#fireemblem A portrait of a mysterious woman found in Castle Pherae.
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- Reposted by Splintersalvo Enthusiasta not insignificant number of people on Threads seem to believe the snow storm was The Government's attempt to refreeze the Leviathan, the world-eating serpent, which was getting loose (to eat the world, I assume)
- Reposted by Splintersalvo Enthusiastauthoritarian dictatorship is the logical conclusion to conservative ideology. you cannot separate the two; one births the next, and the next, and the next, and the next. it is the deepest nesting doll.
- Reposted by Splintersalvo EnthusiastCyl sketch for Luliho! #FireEmblem #Elibe
- Reposted by Splintersalvo Enthusiastmy congressional rep said “I’m just a little smol bean who didn’t understand the big words of the bill I just signed and I’m sowwwy”
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- Reposted by Splintersalvo EnthusiastSeteth #fe3h #FireEmblem
- Reposted by Splintersalvo Enthusiastthank god we let these politicians into the big tent with us ♥️♥️♥️♥️
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- Reposted by Splintersalvo EnthusiastChat is it good when you ransack the state capacity charged with investigating serious crime and national security?
- Harrowing NY Times expose of the FBI, with some operational details of Minneapolis investigations & comments from ex-agents on the current federal occupation. The FBI is more fucked than you expect, which makes them less effective AND more dangerous. www.nytimes.com/interactive/... (gift link)
- Reposted by Splintersalvo EnthusiastGavin Newsom has nothing to offer: defector.com/gavin-newsom...
- Reposted by Splintersalvo Enthusiastthe president wont see your posts making fun of how he's looking these days but your friends whose skin seems to be sloughing off in wet discolored chunks as the psychic weight of their craven wretchedness becomes manifest will
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- Reposted by Splintersalvo EnthusiastThe world learned today that you absolutely have to bully this dumb old asshole as a collective. Better late than never for them, but we better get used to being aggressively humiliated for the next few years.
- Reposted by Splintersalvo EnthusiastDelicious to me
- Reposted by Splintersalvo EnthusiastHow many of the liberals complaining about Trump‘s plan for Greenland even know that Greenland is mostly ice while Iceland is mostly green?
- Reposted by Splintersalvo EnthusiastGenius Outsmarts Bank By Using Credit Card To Pay Off Other Credit Card theonion.com/genius-outsmarts-ba…
- Reposted by Splintersalvo EnthusiastWhen it happens, I hope I wake up to it, so I can ride that high all day Or, I hope I'm with friends, checking my phone, and I get to be the one to tell them.
- Reposted by Splintersalvo EnthusiastMan Allows All Cookies So Website Won’t Be Mad At Him theonion.com/man-allows-all-cook…
- Reposted by Splintersalvo EnthusiastInternational Station xkcd.com/3195/
- Reposted by Splintersalvo EnthusiastThat Grok still has payment processing, when everyone I know — artist or gamer or adult creator —lives in constant fear of deplatforming and debanking over the mere hint of impropriety, is utterly mind-blowing.
- Some Grok users, mostly men, began to demand to see bruising on the bodies of the women, and for blood to be added to the images. Requests to show women tied up and gagged were instantly granted. ‘Add blood, forced smile’: www.theguardian.com/news/ng-inte...
- Reposted by Splintersalvo EnthusiastMy god it’s uncanny
- Reposted by Splintersalvo EnthusiastManmade horror beyond my understanding
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