NY Times Pitchbot
If Adolf Hitler flew in today, they’d send a limousine anyway. Parody. Merch: tinyurl.com/msjjmwpt
- (1/X) A lot of Bari's shtick is performative fun-having. No one is excited about making out with Bari Weiss's wife. But it sounds excitingly transgressive especially to men of a certain age. One of Bari's big things is...
- JD Vance is not in the Epstein Flies. Could he still be the Republican nominee in 2028?
- In a crushing blow to the Ellisons and Bari Weiss, Kid Rock's alternative Super Bowl halftime show will air on Rumble and OAN, not CBS.
- Don Raper Previously when Trump couldn't control his Weiner (and I don't mean Matthew), it was because of his Epstein exploits. Now he's just wetting his Depends. When did pervy Dapper Don turn into senile Diaper Don—surrounded by mad men like Stephen Miller and RFK Jr.? by Maureen Dowd
- I lost my job, my kids have measles, and the data center down the road causes power outages every couple days. But at least now I have an AI-based avatar to help me with my healthcare.
- Biden’s mangling of a few words was a major story. Trump’s public descent into full-blown dementia is not.
- Whether it's a Hillary Clinton staffer asking John Podesta how to make risotto or Elon Musk asking Jeffrey Epstein where he could find a party featuring child sex slaves, there's plenty of embarrassing emails on both sides.
- Source: ICE to begin using empty Melania theaters as temporary detention facilities.
