Jeff 🏳️🌈🥌
Fan of all of the racing and most of the sports. curler. gay. amateur baker. Meteorology PhD. ASU '14, OU '16, '24 IG: jeff.13 he/him
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- The measuring guy gets paid by the measure so he's loving this
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- Scientific figures that look like shitposts:
- Reposted by Jeff 🏳️🌈🥌There are three certainties in life: death, taxes, and this
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- Reposted by Jeff 🏳️🌈🥌Absolutely immaculate vibes coming from the USA mixed doubles curling team
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- Reposted by Jeff 🏳️🌈🥌no. no, we are not doing grocery vs takeout discourse again. i swear to god, i will turn this website around and give all of you something to really cry about.
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- Reposted by Jeff 🏳️🌈🥌Kerri Einarson raises her own team's stone to score a point to force an extra end at the Scotties Tournament of Hearts
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- In @nytopinion.nytimes.com “After 22 wonderful years, I’ve decided to take the exciting and terrifying step of leaving in order to try to build something new,” David Brooks writes in his farewell column.
- Reposted by Jeff 🏳️🌈🥌you say "i asked chatgpt" i hear "i asked [an improv comedy group]" an improv group wrote this report instead of a therapist i use an improv comedy group
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- Reposted by Jeff 🏳️🌈🥌We used to call it 'machine learning' and it was super useful for analysing large batches of images in scientific, medical, and historical research. But nobody used it to generate 'new' images based on real data because that was, and still is, extremely dumb.
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- Deleting Signal now that I know it's compromised. Find me on the starwarsweb dot net forums
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- I had to go see the weather happening for myself @weatherishappening.com
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- Reposted by Jeff 🏳️🌈🥌Do you appreciate @nws.noaa.gov's posts on Bluesky? Did you know that this account is a pilot program that may or may not be continued and even expanded to NWS field offices? NWS is soliciting comments here! www.surveymonkey.com/r/PrototypeN... Press release: www.weather.gov/media/notifi...
- Pink!
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- When I went to John Williams night at the symphony, I didn't expect John Williams to actually be there
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- I'm definitely watching for it 👀
- Reposted by Jeff 🏳️🌈🥌[AI bubble bursts] billionaire tech bro: the stupid consumer did not understand it
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- smh unrealistic holywood beauty standards. Amanda Seyfried looks nothing like Ann Lee
- Snow
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- They're gonna do a whole requiem mass for the Bears tomorrow in the Vatican
- Does His Holiness have a secret account here on Bluesky the sports app?
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- Reposted by Jeff 🏳️🌈🥌the other day my 8yo said Spanish was his third language. then he counted "uno, dos, tres..." all the way up to "nueve" and then said "uh, i forget." i said "diez?" and this kid straight up replied "diez nuts"
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- Reposted by Jeff 🏳️🌈🥌One thing that would definitely work to increase the birth rate is decreasing the length of pregnancy. 9 women could work together in a team to produce a baby in one month
- Reposted by Jeff 🏳️🌈🥌Going on a hike in mountain lion country but don’t worry I’m being responsible and smearing myself with beef fat first
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- Reposted by Jeff 🏳️🌈🥌This restaurant fucking sucks.
- There's supposed to be 16 drivers in the NASCAR Chase but I can only think of Briscoe and Elliot. Who are the other 14?
- Reposted by Jeff 🏳️🌈🥌a reminder, again, that AltNPS is a grifter account run by people who have no affiliation with the National Park Service and indeed who never did have any affiliation with the National Park Service. They have no sources, they have no information, they are purely there to scam you.
- Finally hanging stuff up on my walls
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- Reposted by Jeff 🏳️🌈🥌bringing a battlebot to ces and watching it utterly destroy all the humanoid bots. flipping them over, bashing with hammers, flamethrower, etc
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- Reposted by Jeff 🏳️🌈🥌You simply cannot defend your continued use of twitter/X. Whatever romanticised view you have of it helping you make connections is dead, that site doesn’t exist anymore. Any advert targeted at you on there is paying for this to continue.
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- So my new WiFi came with a free Nintendo Switch. What are some good games to buy/check out of the library?
- Ted Lasso in reverse
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