Delilah Orizaba
Full-time Therapist | Part-time comic | On-Call storyteller
- Reposted by Delilah Orizababeen sketching lots of cats lately #sketch #sketchbook
- Reposted by Delilah OrizabaLmbo
- Tired: taking fiber supplements to bottom Wired: taking fiber supplements to take solid no wipe poops
- We need woke bullies, woke a-holes, woke divas, woke jerks,
- Ugh, the stock market is in retrograde
- Take me to god’s country
- A California sober Passover Seder
- Reposted by Delilah OrizabaFood Stamps: Myth Vs. Fact theonion.com/food-st...
- I don’t use AI because I believe in myself 🙂
- Im so dramatic. I was at the ER with sharp arm pain and kept telling my wife “I don’t want this arm anymore” lol
- Reposted by Delilah Orizabaprobably the most important thing i've ever written
- First day back at the gym 💪 I don’t go to the gym between December and February because I live in Chicago and love myself
- I got blazed and gave a history report on Dora Richter :) #comedy #standup #hammeredherstory #trans #transhumor #queer #lgbt
- Reposted by Delilah Orizabatrying a new, positive outlook. going to wake up every morning thinking to myself: maybe It Will Happen today
- Reposted by Delilah OrizabaThe thing is:
- One time, my sister showed me the most unfunny cat meme and said “you should try to fit that in your comedy”
- Reposted by Delilah Orizabaa new grimace just dropped, but he is not new
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- 📂documents L📂important L📂taxes L📂1994 L💾hentai
- I’m writing a poem every month 🫶 I’ve been thinking a lot about what “resistance” looks like in these awful times #poetry #queerartist #resistance
- Reposted by Delilah Orizabacomedy peaked at i'm on a boat
- Reposted by Delilah Orizaba#funkstick #eattherich #fuckbillionaires #fuckelon #guillotine #guillotinesforbillionaires #liberation #economicjustice #spreadthewealth #redistributewealth #dontbeadick
- My heart and my Ritalin are having a Babylonian level fight in my chest 😖
- Divas 💅 No more shows for the rest of the month (my brain is legally classified as scrambled eggs for now) 🫶 This bingo card is getting FILLED See you next month 😘 #standup #2025bingocard #transcomedian #girlslikeus
- Divas! Me and couple of the dolls are putting together a new monthly variety show! Each month will bring you an all trans lineup 🫶 Debut show 04/05 @ 9:30pm More details to come! #chicago #chicagocomedy #comedy
- I love telling strangers about the time I had a butt plug stuck inside me Go 👏 support 👏 local 👏 art 👏
- No shortage of troubling news but had lots of fun with a great show at Lincoln lodge with brilliant @isntthatdelilah.bsky.social as headliner.
- Reposted by Delilah OrizabaLadies and gentlemen... the weekend. (also: you are important and are not alone 🧡)
- Happy Valentine’s Day to that one 50+ year old who bought me iHop after the hookup Always in my heart 🫶
- Reposted by Delilah Orizabathe saddest thing to happen to me was my eyebrow kit being discontinued, and my mom died from brain cancer
- Eggs are free if you ain’t a little bitch
- Reposted by Delilah Orizabaif i was drake i would actually just leave north america the continent
- I took my Ritalin and estrogen back to back this morning. Call that girl breakfast
- Reposted by Delilah Orizabai'm really not going to give a shit what any democrat congressperson says online anymore unless they are also willing to go into a full-out brawl to get what they want on the floor
- Divas 💅 Mommy is hitting the stage like crazy If you’re in Chicago, come see me - a trans comedian - crush! 🫶 #trans #girlslikeus #comedy
- I’ve been sad/stresses/angry lately. So I put pen to paper and wrote a poem. This was really fun and cathartic and I think I’m going to push myself to do this at least once month. Enjoy ❤️ #poetry #trans #lgbt
- I need the fascism to hold off until I can have one more hot girl summer
- If we speed running fascism, I might as well start an OnlyFans
- Reposted by Delilah OrizabaMe: Oh no that trolley is going to run us over! Guy tied up on the track next to me who somehow thinks he's actually the guy holding the lever: Lol cry more 😂
- Reposted by Delilah OrizabaThe bots fall silent.
- *me shitting my pants* uhhh so that just happened
- If Musk is autistic, then that must mean he got vaccinated 🤯 #BetaMale
- Jk he’s just a fascist
- Took a screenshot of the last Tik Tok I saw. Gonna be a little feral on all socials now #TikTokBan
- When talking to straight people, I’ll describe myself as bi. To new lgbt friends, I’ll described myself as queer. To my friends, I’m a total f*gg*t
- Reposted by Delilah Orizabafiiiiiinally finished this last one!! here’s @isntthatdelilah.bsky.social (also on insta) performing standup for her 100th time!! #pixelart #art #standup
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- RIP Charles Dickens but I wouldn’t have had any expectations. Idk I’m just built different
- Call me Brian Thompson the way I take back shots
- Chasers on Grindr
- Reposted by Delilah Orizababeen messing around with some abstract stuff lately (i have no idea what i’m doing) #art #procreate
- It should be illegal that I have to call to get my ADHD meds refilled
- Call me Jackson Pollock the way I paint my DL trades
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- Some of y’all aren’t falling in love with your friends and it shows 🤮🤮🤮
