Two-piece Advocate
Formerly @frazierapproves on Twitter.
- A second party would be nice
- Can I say something about the parking chair? People talk tough about the parking chair/dibs, but I have lived in Boston, Chicago and Pittsburgh, and moved people’s chairs, and parked in their spots dozens of times and no one has done a goddamn thing about it
- There’s a song in the latest De La Soul album that features Nas that features two of my favorite verses of the last year, and niggas yelling dumb shit before each of them, exposing a fatal flaw in De La Soul’s catalog: they never learned to write a hook
- I truly wish we could move past the “wow these rich powerful people are sick pervs” celebrity gossip so we can have the more important Epstein conversation.
- This is going to upset white people more than that Everglades concentration camp
- Black History Month
- A screenshot from a video posted on Trump's Truth Social account: truthsocial.com/@realDonaldT...
- Reposted by Two-piece AdvocateI wanna personally congratulate Hunter Biden for not only being nowhere near the Epstein files but for having rock-solid reviews from sex workers for respectfulness and tipping
- Anyone who has lived in Boston for more than a year in those four idiots who went to Harvard
- Alvarado 2026: Make NY Puerto Rican Again
- *eye* have never been in either, but I’ve been told that sometimes jail is worse than prison because the short sentences do not allow hierarchies and internal systems of governance to form
- Thank you. I needed needed confirmation that I had finally made it in life
- Absolutely no one who isn’t expecting a refund should be filing taxes this year
- We should’ve let the January 6th people cook for another 30-40 min
- The fucking HOWL that I let out. Inside the resistance with WHO? WHOM? WHOMST?
- New in PN: Inside the resistance with @whstancil.bsky.social "They seem to have thought they could come in here with big guns and intimidate everyone, then we would all just sort of run away. That didn’t happen. Ultimately, I don’t see a way out for them that isn’t some kind of defeat or retreat."
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- Reposted by Two-piece AdvocateI love when Black people sprinkle that "MIND you" in front of the story like some parsley
- Dawg, why is my gas bill SIX HUNDRED AND FIFTY-SEVEN US DOLLARS AND TEN CENTS. You have the goddamn audacity to charge me $657 to heat my home, and you can’t even round down on the $.10. And you have the nerve to call yourself PEOPLE’S Gas? That doesn’t seem very revolutionary to me, hoe ass nigga
- The shit is funny because you can only think Columbus is important figure in US history if you’re : -a person with a third grade understanding of history -Italian
- New @washingtonpost.com: Trump is planning to install a statue of Christopher Columbus outside the White House Officials are eying a spot by E St, north of the Ellipse with the terrific @oliviacgeorge.bsky.social
- I’ve always had female friends, so I can’t relate to this, but let’s not pretend there aren’t just as many women who have zero interest in being friends with a man.
- If I speak
- In unrelated news, your boy had two dunks in one game for the first time in 20 years. I expect a drug test tomorrow
- The kids are alright
- Kendrick Lamar quietly has one of the most toxic fandom’s in all of pop culture. They become INCREDIBLY nasty any time you say anything negative about him
- Help me understand the Target boycott? What are our demands? What caused it, besides target abandoning DEI initiatives, because it feels very weird and arbitrary to me?
- A real democracy would’ve abolished the Republican Party when it tried to overthrow the government
- There’s like three real sports in the Winter Olympics. Everything else is dancing or gravity
- My first instinct is to gatekeep by letting them use it incorrectly, but then you run the risk of letting them change the meaning of the word like they did with fuckboy
- We used to run these in the tents when I was in the army. Somebody had to stay awake at all times to make sure it didn’t kill all of us in our sleep
- The continued existence of Groundhog Day is funny, not because we’re still pretending a groundhog can predict the weather, but because we’re pretending spring still exists. It’s winter until it’s summer
- I know a guy who has a startup that makes wearables that attempt to predict if an addict is about to relapse. I instantly realized how dangerous wearables are going to become and immediately stopped wearing an Apple Watch.
- At the request of my daughter, I watched the Grammys last night. Despite being unfamiliar with most of the nominated works, I predicted 80% of the winners. Once you have that institution’s seal of approval, you’re almost guaranteed victory, unless another work has a timely narrative attached
- Let God Sort Em Out is a much better album than GNX. Much
- Clipse been rapping about that same brick for 25 years now.
- Caesar Chavez called Mexican immigrants “wetbacks”
- Your reminder that most Customs and Border Patrol agents are Mexican. This should come as a surprise to no one because, historically speaking, working for CBP has required that agents speak Spanish and live near the Mexican border. Guess what demographic fits that requirement best?
