Bryan [redacted]
⚾️ Detroit Tigers apologist. Former Twitter shit-poster (@ DisplacedTgrFan). Friends and family who supported trump are no longer friends and family. Accepting of your preferred pronouns.
📍Detroit, MI
- from my IG stories
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- I just want 2 weeks of Olympic curling every 4 years; we can skip the ceremonies and just roll some stones
- maybe Charlize Theron should’ve won the FIFA peace prize
- already resigned to not having mlb dot tv for the first time in like 15 years or so but I’m now more worried about how I’m going to get my “in-market” games
- Reposted by Bryan [redacted]Donald Trump posted a video depicting Michelle and Barack Obama as monkeys. He is better suited for the KKK than the White House. Every Republican that doesn't condemn this with their whole chest is either racist themselves, or a coward.
- Michigan do *not* vote for this man
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- the Ilitches have sold and will still sell enough shitty pizza to afford this too
- good.
- this happened while I was sleeping, and I’m not terribly sure I like it yet
- I made up book reports in grade school that sounded more fluent and knowledgeable than what Bessent sounds like here
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- Reposted by Bryan [redacted]people were clamoring for another newsletter. here's mine.
- Reposted by Bryan [redacted]The French are taking none of Musk’s bullshit.
- is he dead yet
- Reposted by Bryan [redacted]Apparently morale at DOJ is so low that line attorneys are asking to be held in contempt so they can get some sleep yikes
- Reposted by Bryan [redacted]BREAKING: The Pistons are trading Jaden Ivey to the Chicago Bulls in exchange for Kevin Huerter and Dario Saric. They also are swapping 2026 first round picks with the Minnesota Timberwolves (1-19 protected).
- 18 years ago my Steve & Barry’s jeans would’ve been a 34 waist, and that’s … not what I’m wearing today
- outstanding
- Reposted by Bryan [redacted]If you campaigned for the presidency on a promise to destroy these assholes, you would win a landslide the size of FDR in 1936, when he campaigned on a promise to destroy these assholes.
- you can’t have it both ways, you jack ass
- Pirro: "You bring a gun into the District, you mark my words, you're going to jail. I don't care if you have a license in another district and I don't care if you're a law abiding law owner somewhere else. You bring a gun into this District, count on going to jail. And that makes all the difference"
- Reposted by Bryan [redacted]Puerto Ricans are, famously, American citizens
- this is different than Tottenham Hotspur’s title chances, as they have been emotionally eliminated from contention since day 1
- just a weird hill to die on
- Reposted by Bryan [redacted]All the stars are here: Brantley Gilbert, Brice Bradley, Gabby Babby, Bibb Glibsy, Slab Gabbert, Brice Bryce,
- Reposted by Bryan [redacted]Amazing coda here.
- See Melania & almost die www.theguardian.com/film/2026/ja...
- yeah, because that emergency appendectomy might be $2,000 in Detroit… but it might be $1,600 in Omaha! ALSO I THOUGHT REPUBLICANS DIDN’T LIKE US TO HAVE A “CHOICE”
- Reposted by Bryan [redacted]Groundhog Day | noun | a situation in which the same usually negative or monotonous experiences occur repeatedly or are felt to occur repeatedly with no change or correction
- Reposted by Bryan [redacted]BREAKING: punxsutawney phil has fled the country
- Reposted by Bryan [redacted]It’s 2026. There is a measles outbreak in the prison for babies
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- Reposted by Bryan [redacted]I watched Melania at a 10 am screening in a Trumpian corner of New Jersey, where I was (naively) shocked to find at least a dozen others in attendance. What flashed across the screen over the next hour and 48 minutes amounts to an American obscenity.
- is he dead yet
- I hate Catholic school hockey
- I’ve been raging against the machine for years
- I’m currently chatting up an old friend from the Twin Cities and it’s quite therapeutic not only to make sure [they’re] okay but to make sure I still very much care about the region Ioudly chose to not live in anymore
- Reposted by Bryan [redacted]Newly Unsealed Batch Of Epstein Estate Photos Contains Rare Holographic Dershowitz
- shut it down until Trump and all the disciples are GONE
- at my local dive, talking about one of the all time great movies “Snatch” you’re not human if you don’t agree with this
- short answer: no longer answer: if anyone wins it in 2026, it’ll be a total accident
- this makes “One Night in Paris” sound like more of a documentary than this dribble
- Cathrine O’Hara punching out during today’s news dump seems very unfair
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- Reposted by Bryan [redacted]The Epstein files are just a distraction from the Don Lemon arrests which are just a distraction from the ICE murders which are just a distraction from price of eggs which is just a distraction from spiking health care premiums which are just a distraction from the collapsing global order which is j
- Reposted by Bryan [redacted]SHUT IT THE FUCK DOWN THEN!!!!
- just 17 short months to go
