Jessica
35, crafter/maker, robot enthusiast and writer living with spastic diplegia cerebral palsy.
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- My friends joke that I know everyone and can’t go anywhere without running into someone I know. I want to deny this but then I remember the time we flew to Vegas and one of the contortionists at the circus show we went to was a guy I knew.
- I’m watching Beast Wars and my slightly blind, elderly dog keeps whining and growling at every four legged character because she thinks she’s seeing another dog on TV.
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- Just got out of the 4k re-release of Labyrinth in theaters. I really need to know whose decision it was to digitally airbrush out David Bowie’s dick but not his balls. It did a lot to make some of the closeups less cringe-worthy but it also gave him the impression of a fat pussy. Mixed feelings.
- The fact that I made it through this deeply challenging year feels like a small miracle and I am dragging myself across the finish line but I’m here
- I hope my friends like eating random things off of wood because this new charcuterie set is probably the only thing I’m gonna serve food on for the foreseeable future
- Reposted by JessicaRob Reiner either made your favorite movie, or made somebody you know’s favorite movie. If you’re a Californian, he’s also part of the reason you or your friends can get married. He has changed more lives for the better than this asshole commenting on him ever did.
- Reposted by JessicaTubi is such a crazy streaming service. It’s like if the Criterion Closet was in a gas station
- Anyone who has had to ride in my car this year will not be surprised to learn that I am in the top .08% of Mustard Plug fans.
- Reposted by Jessica“AI is clearly sticking around so you have to get used to it” wrong. I don’t have to get used to shit. I am a practiced hater and I can keep this going for decades if I am required to
- No one tells you that when you’re the victim of a crime it really isn’t the crime itself that destroys your mental health long term, it’s the way the crime is handled by authorities in the months after. Chasing information, retelling your story, being passed between agencies, zero support.
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- Atreus is currently battling osteosarcoma, the same type of cancer that took Goki last year. He is a service dog for his owner, James, who could use help in funding his treatments. I know things are tight for everyone right now but any help would mean a lot to his family.
- Reposted by JessicaI think we need to stop calling it empathy and go back to calling it decency. It isn't a favour you're doing someone else, it's you proving that you aren't a fucking ghoul
- I said the word “costume” so she whined and huffed until I got her shark costume out for her
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- I was using chalk to mark the hem on my friend’s dress and a piece broke off. I put it down on the floor and my dog just fucking ate my chalk?? She just??? Walked over and ate it???
- Reposted by Jessicai think if you ride public transit enough you learn that most weird behavior is not dangerous, and conversely i think driving a car teaches you that everyone is trying to kill you at all times
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- Baffled by the memory Facebook gave me earlier. Apparently 15 years ago today @midnatron.bsky.social and I were at the Rainforest Cafe…but neither one of us can remember going or even which Rainforest Cafe it might have been. This is haunting me.
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- Not only did it live up to the promised spiciness it was so good we called the restaurant just to tell them how incredible it was.
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- Without downloading a new photo, where are you mentally?
- So @silencedrowns.com told me that my dog looks like the Jojolion dog and you know what? I see it.
- I will miss talking to him at TFCon every year. His lectures were hilarious, insightful and inspiring. Such an accomplished, wonderful man who will be dearly missed by so many.
- Sobbing hysterically because they let the guy who broke in to rape us out of jail on “work release” unsupervised.
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- Apparently my grandpa has never seen Stitch before because he pointed at a Stitch-themed Christmas decoration at Costco and asked me “What’s this? A Christmas goblin?”
- Reposted by JessicaDiscovering computer as an adult makes you go crazy. Discovering computer as a baby makes you go crazy. In all of human history, there will only ever be one generation to discover computer at the correct age: 13
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- Reposted by JessicaWe built a calculator that doesn't work, but don't worry, it's also a plagiarism machine that will tell you to kill yourself. It runs on the world's oceans and costs 10 trillion dollars.
- Every picture of my friend’s dog can be used as a reaction image
- She is so unburdened by thoughts
- I’m caught up on Turkey! Time to Strike and the premise is super interesting, I like the setting, but I can’t stand 90% of the characters. I’m not sure if it’s because I don’t watch sports anime but I’m really torn between how intriguing I find the plot and how insufferable I find the girls.
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- Reposted by JessicaWashington Post: “Is fascism bad? The answer may surprise you” Teen Vogue: “Here are three fun tips you can use this summer to disable an armored personnel carrier”
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- This Brainscan shirt I just got is way cooler than it has any right to be
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- When hiring contractors my dog’s opinion actually counts more than I thought it would.
- I have two friends texting me about Umamusume and one friend texting me about her actual horse and I am being so careful to remember which chat is which
- Either my doctor or my pharmacy fucked up somehow because I went to fill my Wellbutrin and they gave me 810 of them. 3 bottles. No explanation. Just 810 pills.
