Lostcatdog
Former gifted child, current average child
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- Reposted by LostcatdogLaughing at all these idiots losing money on bitcoin 🤣. Lucky for me my wealth is stored in a diverse portfolio of crypto assets on FTX
- ME: I need some sleep… THE GELATINOUS MASS OF SENTIENT ANXIETY THAT LIVES INSIDE MY CHEST AND FEEDS ON GRIEF: ʸᵒᵘ ˢʰᵒᵘˡᵈ ˡᵒᵒᵏ ᵃᵗ ᵗʰᵉ ᶦⁿᵗᵉʳⁿᵉᵗ ME: I should look at the internet
- Watched part of the new season of Queer Eye, and the whole “we just need to talk to each other” thing just feels so dated. Evil pedophiles are plotting to destroy our country, we don’t need to find common ground with them!
- Reposted by LostcatdogIn 1946, cartoonist & illustrator Noel Sickles was sent by Life magazine to sketch the Nuremberg trials. Here is his sketch of the execution of Joachim Von Ribbentrop, who claimed at trial that his boss had made all of the important decisions, & that he was only following orders.
- Reposted by LostcatdogME: yeah could i get the impossible burger with cheese. THE VIZIER WHO'S BEEN ADVISING ME: ahh, an excellent choice sire. an imitation of the genuine article. there are some "friends" of yours to whom it bears a passing similarity ME: you want anything VIZIER: [chuckles] what i want is of no import
- KEEP HONKING I am trying to seduce my AI girlfriend’s step-aunt who had to become a stripper when her cupcake factory was hit by a meteor
- Reposted by LostcatdogIt makes you sound crazy to say this out loud, but it's becoming increasingly clear that the United States government has been effectively toppled by a group of overt pedophiles
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- Might eschew some things later. Feels like a day for eschewing
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- Reposted by LostcatdogThe more I think about it, the more I’m convinced the Democrats have to push their hand immediately. The parallels with the delays and subsequent failures after January 6th are blaring warning signs about what will happen if they don’t go after the issues with ICE and CBP at the root RIGHT NOW.
- Reposted by LostcatdogBy who? Who shot the person dead? You saw the video. We all know a federal agent shot a man dead who was prone on the ground. Also, it's not "according to officials." It's according to verified video seen with your eyes. Not saying what anyone can obviously see with their eyes is a form of lying.
- Reposted by LostcatdogTomorrow’s front page of the Minnesota Star Tribune: Jan. 23, 2026
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- Reposted by LostcatdogIf Democrats aren’t whipping votes against ICE funding, and letting conservative members vote to pass it, it means the Democratic Party supports ICE funding. If your opposition to fascism is performative, then you don’t actually oppose fascism.
- Reposted by LostcatdogRespectfully, look at this fucking bullshit that we’re dealing with, not a single person here has “taken the bait.” We have born witness as little kids are used as bait and neighbors are kidnapped on our streets. A mad dipshit is going to invoke the Insurrection Act regardless and you are blaming us
- Reposted by LostcatdogThere is going to come a time in your life when you are chatting with a guy, at a barbecue or something, a new coworker maybe, a dad at school drop off, and he tells you he used to be in ICE. You’re going to need to spit on that guy
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- Constant criticism and societal disdain risks derailing technological innovation in the growing industry of Asbestos Snacks
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- Reposted by LostcatdogAverage Sunday show interview: OFFICIAL: we are going to dip enemies of the state into acid vats HOST: how will you pay for it? OFFICIAL: tariffs HOST: critics say tariffs don't generate acid vat money OFFICIAL: tariffs have generated more money than has ever existed HOST: thank u for ur time
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- My new right wing influencer bit will be that laptops are vagina-coded and real men need to use big bulky desktop tower PCs
- Hmm you say the war on protein is over yet you are trying to expel immigrants who are made out of protein, interesting
- ICE Agent testifying before Congress, manfully choking back tears: “they said ‘oops got your nose!’ and then they wouldn’t give it back”
- How about instead requiring them to wear a name tag with a shortened URL that links to a QR code you scan to get their name and badge number
- Reposted by Lostcatdogrecreating lib cringe from first principles. this movement is finished
- Whiskey Friday is nothing, they’re doing CBS Sunday Mornings from Garrison Keillor’s Fuck Dungeon
- Okay actually it was just one person who called me the space cowboy
- It’s time for lunch
- Reposted by LostcatdogThis is my blood
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- Reposted by Lostcatdog*posting on twitter* oh ho, I’ve made a wry observation. Better make sure a bunch of pedophiles see it
- Reposted by LostcatdogThe Norwegian Nobel Prize committee has been forced to make a statement, declaring that the prize cannot be transferred. It's hard even to comprehend how stupid this has become
- Reposted by Lostcatdogrightwingers always call women “too emotional” but renee good states she’s not mad in a calm voice while the agitated emotional ICE agent unloads his gun umprompted and calls her a “fucking bitch” after she’s dead
- In hindsight all those years of conservative handwringing about moral relativism and the Left not valuing human life was just yet one more example of them projecting their pathologies on the rest of us
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- Reposted by LostcatdogI know it's not mainstream conventional wisdom but I think "Abolish ICE" is a perfectly reasonable response to this and you can get the public to buy in. Most people don't want masked murderous thugs roving their streets
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- Reposted by LostcatdogIt’s crazy that the fifth anniversary of January 6 is also the twenty fifth anniversary of 9/11
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- People put too much melon in fruit salad
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- All my problems will be solved if I eat healthy for the 24 hours preceding my bloodwork
- Reposted by LostcatdogMy whole life, advocating war has been fed to me as “the adult position,” akin to drinking your coffee black or reading the business section of the newspaper. Let’s be very clear — war is the childish nonsense of impulsive destructive idiots playing baby-brained video games with real human lives.
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- The first time is tragedy, the second is farce, but when history repeats itself for the sixth or seventh time in your lifetime it’s just like what the fuck man
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- Reposted by LostcatdogThe automated sexual abuse that Musk is doing right now should be national news. People should be going to prison for this shit. The logical conclusion to generative image creation and the internet, pure public automatic violence. Every Pizzagate fear just out in the open.
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- Instead of hating myself for no reason like I have forever, in 2026 I resolve to find reasons
- Reposted by LostcatdogIt has been The Onion's best year since we broke Watergate and subsequently, personally had Richard Nixon removed from office. I'm going to share some personal favorite stories in this thread. Please add your own, and visit the Our Annual Year recap below. theonion.com/our-annual-y...
- Reposted by Lostcatdog31 December 1995. Still the perfect goodbye.
- Trend that peaked in 2025 that I hate is everything trying to be everything else - “you can Hulu on Disney!”, “you can get audiobooks on Google Maps!”, “you can get deepfake porn of your kid’s gym teacher on Roblox!” - no thank you!
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- Possibly not a good omen that “Baby Can You Dig Your Man” is climbing up the Billboard charts
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- Reposted by Lostcatdogtruly one of the geniuses of posting
