Aliya Vasylenko
Bisexual bookworm, she/her
- Reposted by Aliya VasylenkoSCORPION: take me across the river FROG: if I do that, you'll sting me S: if I sting you, we'll both drown F: ok, that makes sense *halfway across the river* F: so? S: so what? F: sting me S: what? F: sting me, like you promised S: no F: sting me so we'll both drown S: *crying* what is happening?
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- Reposted by Aliya VasylenkoBeen sleeping peacefully since putting new Goodyear all-season tires on my racecar bed.
- Reposted by Aliya VasylenkoThat’s right folks. Kamala Harris has not only found, but captured and killed, the legendary ape man known as Bigfoot
- Reposted by Aliya VasylenkoThis is what wokeness has caused
- Reposted by Aliya VasylenkoI'm impressed at how logistically, Sabrina Carpenter is like the perfect height to host the Muppets
- Reposted by Aliya VasylenkoThey don't tell you when you do your 8th grade report on #Jupiter that you'll spend the rest of your life reacting to Jupiter news like you've got some special connection. Like, Jupiter?! Oh, I went to school with her.
- A bit of #Jupiter (NASA / JPL-Caltech / SwRI / MSSS / John Downing)
- Reposted by Aliya Vasylenkosure the us is sliding into authoritarianism but on the other hand, south korea is completely paralyzed by dubai chocolate fever. in a couple of weeks they went from dubai chocolate chewy cookie to dubai chocolate raw amberjack fish to dubai chocolate grilled short ribs
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- The bats have left the bell tower
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- Reposted by Aliya Vasylenkoso crazy to me that a woman asked trump if he has any words for epstein's victims and he said "you as a young woman should smile more." it will go nowhere bc republicans refuse to hold trump accountable, but it's still pretty crazy.
- He would be so upset by the character limit
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- Reposted by Aliya VasylenkoI love all genders🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈 Because I have no gender. Especially right now, transgender people are living with a lot of anxiety. Why are transgender people not allowed to freely love the people they want to love? Why can't transgender individuals live their lives with the soul they prefer?
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- So I Married an Axe Murderer With Big Naturals
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- Reposted by Aliya VasylenkoYesterday it was cows using tools, today its penguins using satellite imagery.
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- Reposted by Aliya Vasylenkoaside from work stuff, i mostly use social media to look at funny videos of dogs and subreddits about nail polish. you would not BELIEVE what the lacqueristas are getting up to over there, the anti-ICE nail art is flooding the feed.
- Reposted by Aliya VasylenkoThis is the fucking limit. I had no idea that Amazon drivers AREN'T ALLOWED TO SING wat CRUSH this monopoly wtf my levels were already redlining www.theguardian.com/us-news/ng-i...
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- Reposted by Aliya Vasylenkooh it's going to be a Recession recession
- Reposted by Aliya VasylenkoICE/CBP is following school busses now. My husband (a school bus driver) was just in an urgent all-hands meeting about it this afternoon.
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- Reposted by Aliya VasylenkoPioneering Female Archaeologist In Google Doodle Bears Silent Witness To Man’s Search For ‘Zootopia’ Porn theonion.com/pioneering-female-a…
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- Reposted by Aliya VasylenkoGot my first bag of potato chips in months. Cracked it open. The first chip out of the bag was... soggy? The second chip was almost fungal. Baffled, I explored the bag and discovered AN ENTIRE POTATO. Unsliced, brined, like a wad of seasoning juice. It had survived, and now was juicing the chips.
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- Wtf is a 'cosy winter apocalypse novel'? bookstr.com/list/cozy-wi...
- Reposted by Aliya VasylenkoBob Dylan has just given me his Nobel Prize for Literature
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- Reposted by Aliya VasylenkoNew house is powered almost entirely by an ancient obelisk out the back I’m saving so much money
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- Reposted by Aliya VasylenkoI really want ppl w/o Minneapolis connections to understand You might've heard that Mpls public schools went hybrid bc so many families are in hiding. Well, a coworker just told me that today, during his kid's hybrid class, a kid's apt building was raided onscreen *Everyone has stories like this*
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- Reposted by Aliya VasylenkoHonestly pretty solid analysis
