TheNumbersTzar
He/him nerd enthusiast.
- This morning I remembered that there’s a whole plot line in Harry Potter about how wizards are considered adults at age 17 instead of 18.
- Reposted by TheNumbersTzarIf you work in a high school and your students are walking out for a righteous cause: Don’t get in their way, you’re going to look like an asshole
- Seeing ads for cancer drugs while watching Fallout is just a little too on the nose.
- Reposted by TheNumbersTzara tip for neurodivergent people who are looking for a job: use codeswitching
- Forbidden Mountain Dew
- I can’t even pretend to be shocked.
- JK Rowling's team invited Jeffery Epstein to the deathly hallows play and to a Harry potter dinner. www.justice.gov/epstein/file... www.justice.gov/epstein/file...
- There’s an account that puts Regan’s face on economic graphs. We’re going to need a similar account with Epstein because WTF….
- This is absolutely brilliant and the method of testing I will be using from now on.
- Reposted by TheNumbersTzarFuck #ksleg.
- Reposted by TheNumbersTzarDemocrats should demand every sitting Republican decry this attack and explicitly denounce it, and then censure all of them when they don’t do it. Act like normal decent humans defending your colleague.
- Reposted by TheNumbersTzarIt's also further demoralizing to the ICE/CBP terror cops because it shows them that the top guys will not have their back if they go hardcore enough, which I'm sure they understood to be the whole project here
- it is both true that firing bovino doesn’t change a whole lot in terms of policy and also true that they have put a lot of money, time and effort into trying to make him the “never back down, fuck you, we own this place” face of the operation, and unceremoniously kicking him to the curb is a retreat
- Reposted by TheNumbersTzarRT if you like fat asses and want to see ICE destroyed.
- Clear indication that opposition strategies are working.
- BREAKING Greg Bovino has been removed as Border Patrol "commander at large" and will return to El Centro Calif, where he is expected to retire soon. A stunning turnaround after Pretti killing. Bovino's traveling blue city crackdown is over www.theatlantic.com/politics/202...
- Reposted by TheNumbersTzarYes. Y'all did.
- Getting rid of the Department of Homeland Security is the moderate position.
- Reposted by TheNumbersTzarIf Captain America was real he'd be punching ICE officers just like he punched Nazis back in the day
- My goal is to live long enough to see this happen to every ICE agent.
- Kidnap: to seize or detain by unlawful force or fraud and often with demand for ransom. Defined by @merriam-webster.com
- ICE detained a 2-year-old girl in Minneapolis and put the child on a flight to a detention center in Texas, despite a court ordering her release: www.startribune.com/agents-detai...
- This series brings me so much joy. Every single time I see a new one I say out loud, “Oh, them Trump boys are at it again…”
- Reposted by TheNumbersTzarI am not being snarky. I need my colleagues who wrote on covid school lockdowns to engage with this. To be as loud as they have been about prior "learning loss." Hell, you can cite Tom & Mark's AERJ paper so you feel better that there's some econ somewhere in your argument.
- Arresting and prosecuting ICE agents is the moderate position.
- Wake Up Dead Man With Big Naturals
- Subtly protesting having to do dumb and tedious work by making the spreadsheets gayer.
- I hate Kansas nazis.

- NEW: @kylebazgo.bsky.social and @tristanl.ee have identified the leader of neo-Nazi group Heartland Active Club as 32-year-old Jacob Daniel Jones from Olathe, KS. Under the alias “Prairie Nationalist”, Jones has praised neo-Nazi mass shooter Anders Breivik and is “training for a war”.
- Slightly different interpretation, CEOs can be replaced by AI, but actual workers can’t.
- The disconnect between management and employee on AI usage is big. At the same time, CEOs are reporting they aren't seeing any revenue growth from AI. 🤷 www.wsj.com/lifestyle/wo...
- I think we need to have a continuous stream of rumors that it’s happened. Force him to make regular tv appearances to prove that it hasn’t. Wear him down. Make it happen.
- Reposted by TheNumbersTzarLil' comic about hope and longing 💗
- Reposted by TheNumbersTzarWell, it’s the 9th anniversary of this today. No special reason for mentioning it now, obviously
- Her work in mathematics and GPS is astounding, but she also completed a PHD at age 70?!? She retired, then two years later decided, “Nah, I’m not done”.
- The Nurgling has a new obsession. Soup. What does he cook in his play kitchen? Soup. Stacking toys? “This my soup.” Dropped a stack of toys? “Oh no, my soup!” Last night going to bed: “We shouldn’t have soup in bed. “ “No! I NEED my soup.”
- Ruin a band by changing one letter: Greed Day
- Short and fast. It’s cold.
- I genuinely could not have finished grad school without Wikipedia. Need to learn a basic understanding of high level math in under a week? It’s there and organized in a consistent manner. Need more detailed information? Check the sources at the end of the article.
- The Onion does not miss.
- Never argue with someone that John Brown would have shot.
- Felons should be allowed to vote and some people are too dangerous to be allowed to run for public office. Both things can be true at the same time.
- I suspect a lot of wealthy people with kids in private schools don’t grasp that regular US citizens with kids in public schools are constantly terrorized by gun violence. Every day. School shootings in the news. Intruder drills. We don’t have to live like this.
- This is how I found out that Scott Adams had died.
- rip in advance to Scott "Mr Dilbert" Adams who is perhaps most famous for writing a now-deleted four part blog post where he attempted to hypnotize his readers into nutting and asked them to email him after they have nutted to tell him about the nut. www.tumblr.com/manlethotlin...
- Reposted by TheNumbersTzarBROTHER DO NOT PERMIT THE BLASPHEMY OF THE OMNISSIAH TO TAKE ROOT IN THE HEART OF THE IMPERIUM SMASH THE IMPIOUS, THE CLANKING WORSHIPPERS OF THE MACHINE GOD
- Reposted by TheNumbersTzarI keep seeing people asking why the police aren't arresting ICE or protecting people from ICE and I desperately need you to understand that the police aren't protecting you from ICE because protecting YOU is not and never has been their function and that's why we need to defund them.
- Slightly Diminish a Game: World of Fistfights
- I don’t think this headline is going to have the intended effect. I’ll give it to the end of the week before my retirement age mother has purchased ‘wine mom gang’ merch off of Etsy.

- The world is shit, but my toddler has peed in the toilet at daycare two days in a row. There’s at least a little hope left in me.
- The older I get, the less I disagree with Magneto.
- Reposted by TheNumbersTzarEvergreen: The first thing cops say after an incident is always a lie.
- Reposted by TheNumbersTzarThe “prosecute the former regime at every level” candidate has my vote in 2028.
- Reposted by TheNumbersTzarThe Spanish version is “the left liberates, the right oppresses” and once I learned that, both screws and politics made more sense
- THE EMPEROR OF MANKIND WILL RETURN IN AVENGERS: DOOMSDAY
- Got some painting done this weekend. Still need to add blood and basing, but I have to wait until I clear coat the model.
- Someone in my office re-heated food in our microwave, and the specific smell is bringing back memories of elementary school. Nothing bad, but didn’t realize smell memories could hang on for 35ish years.
- I broke my pinky finger. Playing Duck Duck Goose. At age 18. At a high school graduation party.
- I have a feeling that these are about to get a lot Of use.
- It’s too early for this shit.

- I’ll be listening to Fela Kuti and dancing for a full 5 min before I realize what song it is.