- What's the most ridiculous way you ever hurt yourself? I got out of the tub, skidded in water and tripped over the toilet. Ankle sprain. 😅Jan 5, 2026 18:33
- I just woke up one day. Hurt myself in my sleep 🙌
- Jumping up and down watching Joe Montana complete a pass for KC in a playoff game. (At home.) Came down the wrong way and broke my foot.
