Brian Transplant
TTRPG creator and paginator. Occasional musician. Sometimes pixel artist. He/him/his.
Creator of @cultofthedrivein.com
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- At the hipster coffee shop and I just heard a guy say "What are you doing here? It's almost 1 a.m. You need to get out of here or I'm calling the cops."
- It's more than just a movie It's a big night out! 👏 👏 👏
- Post your favorite “Lord of the Rings” character. Wrong answers only.
- If I wanted to start getting into metal, which is the better band: Zazz Blammymatazz, or Snakes 'N' Barrels?
- How come dictators never want cool shit? It's always more money. More power. Total obedience. Just once I want someone to be like "Reboot 'What's Alan Watching,' and make into a full series instead of just a pilot... or die!"
- Looking at getting a new button press this year. I might bring back my Skankin' Vorhees and Freddy Ruder buttons, for anyone who digs both horror and ska.
- Illegitimi non carborundum.
- ConcernedApe seems like a good dude, and this is a fantastic answer. This is why I've still never watched the "Hitchhiker's Guide" movie. I've got my own idea of how the characters look and sound, and I don't want a film breaking that for me.
- Zine supply update. Cut out a lot more letters of various sizes. I have simultaneously more and fewer letters than I need. Title page and section titles will all be done in "ransom note" style. Main body will be typed or written. Layout will be done with a glue stick.
- Cutting out more letters for the zine. I probably won't even end up using the majority of these. I just want options. And all I can think of is that scene from "Who's Harry Crumb." "You find that crazy typewriter, and you'll have our kidnapper."
- That's my favorite film genre. Hard to pick just one. But today, I'm gonna go with "Dead Heat," in which a cop named Roger Mortis gets brought back from the dead to solve his own murder.
- There are two gas stations near my house that have both installed external speakers. And 24/7, they keep pumping out music that all sounds like "Reason" by Ian Van Dahl. I'm just trying to put $20 in my tank, and I end up going back in time to an early 2000s rave.
- Henry Cavill is in the new Voltron movie? I only hope there's a scene in which Voltron cocks its arms like guns before it punches someone.
- Hasbro and MGM Studios will partner to produce action figures, toys, and roleplay items for the upcoming live action Voltron movie - bit.ly/4tiGFvP
- Arts and crafts!
- Cutting out letters from cereal boxes, food packages, and old junkmail, so I can continue working on my old punk dude zine. Doing the entire zine with scissors, glue, glue sticks, and "analog" layout. It'll be the good kind of slop (not AI, but intentionally janky).
- "Battlestar Galactica vs. The Pop Punk Message Board pt. VI: Grivet Loves Goats" by House Boat.
- I want five bands you can't fucking stand Coldplay Aerosmith Sublime Red Hot Chili Peppers Pantera
- I know there are probably a lot more movies that belong on this list. It's a work in progress.
- I have never replied "would" to a photo of a person. I have, however, made such replies to photos of sandwiches and barbecued food.
- Mike coming back is an interesting development. But if we're being honest, I was hoping to see @optimstie.bsky.social fitted for a jumpsuit.
- Here's where Denny's messed up: I totally would have ordered Nannerpuss if it was a real item menu.

- "So what do you do for a living?" "I digitally erase sticks and strings from Muppet movies, so they look better on Blu-ray and streaming." "You... You are a monster!"
- I bought a few retro gaming things from AliExpress a long time ago. And now it keeps emailing me like some kind of reply guy. "To pair with what you purchased." Nah. I made my purchase. If I wanted anything else with it, I would have ordered that, too. We're done.
- In the Kingdom of the Shitposters, the Man with One Eye Is King
- Let's start a fight. Best desktop environment: GNOME, KDE, XFCE, or some other hooey that nobody cares about?
- I still have no idea why there's a new Street Fighter movie. The first one was perfect. Yes, it was. Don't give me that look.
- Juist beat the third dungeon in Skyward Sword. Didn't get hit once by the boss. And I'm not some sort of "pro gamer." The boss was just that easy to dodge.
- My favorite AI dudebros are the ones who protect their "prompts" because they don't want them "stolen." Apparently IP theft is only bad when it happens to them.
- If I wanted to read, play, listen to, or watch AI slop, I wouldn't pay for it. I'd just prompt it myself. But I don't, so I don't.
- I found a haunted Superman 64 cartridge. When you put it into your console, it boots up Superman 64.
- Drop a bad guy you actually love.
- Buzz Lightyear has seen some shit.
- A strange game. The only winning move is not to play. www.dexerto.com/magic-the-ga...