WaywardAF 💚♠️🦄🏴☠️🏳️🌈
Fandom adult. Izzy Canyon Resident. NSFW & unhinged. Doesn't suffer fucking morons. Multifandom/Ship Mostly gay pirates, gay cannibals, and gay angels. ⬇️18 DNF Leftist FUCK ICE
@moonlessnitesky on the bird app (not active)
@waywardaf_ on the gram/threads
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- modern au established stizzy x established edjack situationship my beloved
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- I just want to know whether Izzy always says hello by slicing someone's shirt open or is this a special occasion? Also, Lucius must've had a field day writing this is all down for Stede afterwards 😂
- oh, and by the way, i will NOT be trifled with 😠 so don’t even THINK about trifling me 😤 you’re trifling me 😡 i’m warning you 😳 don’t trifle 😧 don’t you trifle 😨
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- stede in her 40s, freshly divorced, starts dating hot butch izzy. realises she’s gotten a bit inflexible so she signs up for a yoga class. roach is her instructor. all lean muscle and glimpses of fascinating tattoos under her loose fitting clothes. threesome ensues, somehow
- this is your daily HAVE YOU THOUGHT ABOUT HOT BUTCH IZZY TODAY post, you’re welcome
- Sorry he's just so pretty here, this is why I need a dirty old squid man to impregnate him. Izzy makes this face and it's semen packet time at the ol' egg factory.
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View full threadYour Honour, that's my emotional support dirty old squid man
- He's a little dirty, that clutch was gonna happen one way or another, fortunately Izzy is Insane
- 😤 He's not dirty. They are in love!
- izzy stopped, turning to look at stedes soft hand in his own. no one had ever held his hand before after having sex. "lets get you to the bath my love you deserve it." no one had ever said izzy deserved a bath. bonnet was truly insane.
- I'm stuck on Roman Conquest Goldenboy in which Ben is a legionary who wants to be anywhere but Britannia and Izzy is the feral Brigante warrior who keeps throwing bricks at Ben's tent, thereby giving him a reason to live and a really confused Roman boner.
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- Schumer remaining as useless as ever. We don't want reform, we want ICE gone.
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- SURE IS. Everytime people say, "Contact your senators!", I'm reminded of how completely uninterested in their constituents Schumer and Gillibrand are.
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- todays half hour (ish) - #ofmdart
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- shush. don't talk to him yet, it's moka time now. patreon gift for @waywardaf.bsky.social ☕ #izzyhands #ofmd #ourflagmeansdeath #ofmdfanart
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- I think if you have a safe place to live, good meals every day, the ability to see a doctor when you need to, and people who love you to keep an eye on you, you are rich. There may be other things going on in your life, bad things, but if you are rich, it will help.
- I love all genders🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈 Because I have no gender. Especially right now, transgender people are living with a lot of anxiety. Why are transgender people not allowed to freely love the people they want to love? Why can't transgender individuals live their lives with the soul they prefer?
- Got my new stabbies done. It's both based on shiny dratini AND are perfect for Valentine's day!
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- 25 years of this cinematic masterpiece, so I gotta watch it
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- I adore this ridiculous movie
- Conito bonito of the day... day 381 extra bonito today
- One thing I love to do after a bad date is practice surgical techniques in a corpse while alone in an empty, creepy building
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- And if your library isn’t offering, they probably have a list of nearby places and suggestions for you!
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- I’m sure this is partly why House MD gained a new younger audience. Gen Z saw this show with its 8 seasons and 177 episodes, it can’t be cancelled because it’s been made and finished and even if it goes from streaming services it’s all on dvd
- I had to make this Roach and Izzy lol #art #ourflagmeansdeath #ofmdfanart #koalacon #rizzy #izzyhands #roachofmd #sambaschutte #cononeill
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- even after izzy is magically resurrected ed keeps telling the inn visitors that the grave outside is his late husband’s bc he likes the pity/attention
- if s3 ever happens i expect a “quit telling everyone i’m dead” moment from izzy and no further explanation
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