Penemue - Doodle Demon
Mostly stonedposting for my own amusement.
Commissions open!
Weird artist person.
They/them.
Canadian.
Secular humanist and scientist.
No gods, no kings, only human beings.
Be excellent to each other.
18+ art inside - you have been warned.
- I think if you have a safe place to live, good meals every day, the ability to see a doctor when you need to, and people who love you to keep an eye on you, you are rich. There may be other things going on in your life, bad things, but if you are rich, it will help.
- I ought to get one of those paw fur trimmers, because trying to clip old man Grout's grody pisswhiskers with scissors while he squirms and screams is not doing much for me tbh.
- Look at all these lazy, cowardly, sheep-minded asshole conservatives who'll snarl and snap and shoot as long as their target is percieved as weaker and less-than. But as soon as they're up against a stronger force they just bend over and polish their new masters' boots with their tongues.
- I see Ricky Gervais is showing his whole ass again.
- When did the Fifa judges switch to orange lipstick?
- Writing Vogon-level poetry as a counter-offensive attack. #badpoetry #poetry #antifa #anticapitalist
- My PC is acting up again... It's not so much that it's ever stopped, so much as I've managed to find workarounds. But the freezing has started before the dang thing finishes booting up now. Guess I'm screwed for a while.
- Is there a term for when you cosplay your own original characters? Also is it cringy? Or just part of the art?
- I had too much food with butter in it yesterday. I am now suffering. Yay. ... It was worth it.
- It's interesting how many of our major food crops are related to plants bearing some of the most terrifying and dangerous toxins known to us.
- My alarm clock is a tiny bit fast. It gains roughly a minute every two weeks. I have not corrected it. So now, after about 2 years, when the clocks jump forward for spring, mine shall become somewhat correct again.
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- Going back to Crowley as the Serpent of Eden, which I've long suspected means he's a seraph, as the saraphim are described as flaming serpents, and he can be very sassy... #GoodOmens
- Reposted by Penemue - Doodle DemonSesame Street is now offering tips for parents on post-trauma comfort because the federal government is physically and mentally abusing our country's children.
- I frequently listen to the McElBrothers to fall asleep, and it occurs to me that the reason it's comforting is because as a child I would lay in bed listening to my parents and their stoner friends getting absolutely ripped up in the living room. And on those nights there was no fighting.
- 🏝️ 🐔 🌽 🦊 ⛵ 💦 💦 🏝️? ⛵ 🐔> < ⛵ ⛵ 🦊 > < ⛵ 🐔 ⛵ 🌽 > < ⛵ ⛵ 🐔 > 😂!!
- reason.com/2012/06/27/a... This sure aged... interestingly.
- Reckon there's two kinds of people. Those who are disturbed by the wet crackling bone sound of an undead movie character pulling their damaged body back together. And folk with hypermobility.
- We've had billions of years for our bodies to evolve to take advantage of all the benefits of the food we eat. Pop science websites: oh my god this fruit is good for you holy shitballs!
- Do you think Superman's bulge and nips get hot from air friction when he flies?
- If you think about it, Big Bird's long pointy fingers make perfect sense.