Umar Ditta
i write
- Of course Stephen Yaxley-Lennon owned a tanning salon in 2010 😂😂😂😂
- Reposted by Umar DittaFrazer Irving doesn’t deserve to be homeless, because nobody deserves to be homeless. Before you charge to support him I would however encourage you to do your due diligence
- Something tells me that if Frazer Irving gets out of homelessness, (which I hope he does because I can only imagine the shitty, horrible situation it can be for anyone) he won't be rushing to alter the far-right/fascistic rhetoric he's been happily consuming in the past. Just call it a feeling.
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- Lol man walks around like an Instagram filter come to life.
- For me - watching CPUK battle the treacherous water to save his beloved cardigan is - My Favourite Game...
- You could never make Blazing Saddles nowadays on the count of Cleavon Little and Gene Wilder being dead for years.
- I thought peter mandelson was dead tbf
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- Who the fuck emails that often? Paedophiles, apparently.
- Reposted by Umar DittaSubmissions for our Genre Film-Makers of the Future: Shorts Showcases are still open… however the final deadline is 13 February! filmfreeway.com/fwfilmfestival
- I work in digital marketing and I can attest that Steven Bartlett is one of the dumbest motherfuckers I've ever met. Just a smooth-brained moron and anyone who listens to his podcast needs to just stop.
- Watching A Fistful Of Dollars while I rest on my reclining chair. I was destined to be a dad.
- I might be super tired and drained from taking care of my newborn baby...
- what?
- Neil "Believe Women Unless They Say Shit About Me" Gaiman.
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- I always find it funny that Elon Musk's dad, WHO MARRIED HIS OWN STEPDAUGHTER, thinks Elon is evil 😂😂😂😂
- These Epstein emails, even without considering the whole paedo side of them, are very cringey. Like do these loser weirdos even know how to do emails properly?
- Naaaah...let's add shit to our burger. Lettuce. Chili sauce. Garlic sauce. Pickles. Another meat patty. I'm a big-back and proud of it.
- I did some writing and now I'm going to watch The Warriors while keeping an eye on my beautiful baby boy.
- Your dad just sent £500 to an AI biker girl account for feet pics he never received and now he's writing a letter to the ombudsman.
- Reposted by Umar DittaApple & Google removed ICE tracking apps in their app stores. TikTok reportedly suppressed videos criticizing ICE & the shooting of Alex Pretti. Meta blocked Facebook groups tracking ICE & links to a database of agents that the government wants to keep secret. Big Tech is enabling Trump's regime.
- Prince andrew. Guillotine. When?
- I fucking hate "algo-speak" and stop fucking using the fucking term "unlive" or "seggs". Language is fucking important, you cowardly dipshits. It's like Mary Whitehouse has dragged her corpse out of her grave and has come back with a fucking vengeance.
- I dunno if you know this but I think my baby boy is supercool and rad.
- He's nearly 80 in a highly stressful job. Surely he should be towards the end?
- Apparently the dude who came up with generational cohorts (gen x, millennial etc.) is called Mark McCrindle. I wonder what incident is going to happen in his life that'll turn him into a silver age Marvel superhero...
- He was crying again today and needed soothing so I played Crazy Train again and he stopped crying. My boy's becoming a metalhead. It's irrefutable.
- Someone wrote "Darren AronSLOPsky" 😂😂😂
- Gotta start them young.
- Any "writers" who use gen-AI to promote their novels need a good bricking.
