- NASA Discovers Distant Planet With Conditions That Could Sustain Rocks theonion.com/nasa-discovers-dist…Jan 6, 2026 21:15
- Could NASA concentrate on discovering a distant planet that could sustain #ElonMusk please? It would be a relief for planet Earth if his paedo-friendly and racist-friendly X-Twitter platform and his obscene Grok image manipulation tool could go with him to provide him with his entertainment.