dybbuk
nsfw alt MDNI
33, they/she transmasc multi fandom l̶u̶r̶k̶e̶r̶
currently obsessed with ofmd
ao3: katjh
if you know me irl no you don't
you can call me dyb or dybs
- stede trying to eat ed's beard
- a bit of tummy as a patreon gift for mah beloved @andylehnsherr.bsky.social u 3u #izzyhands #ofmd #ourflagmeansdeath #ofmdfanart
- stede in her 40s, freshly divorced, starts dating hot butch izzy. realises she’s gotten a bit inflexible so she signs up for a yoga class. roach is her instructor. all lean muscle and glimpses of fascinating tattoos under her loose fitting clothes. threesome ensues, somehow
- this is your daily HAVE YOU THOUGHT ABOUT HOT BUTCH IZZY TODAY post, you’re welcome
- AU where Stede Bonnet spends a weekend at the coast and meets Izzy Hands a historical reenactor who Will Not break character. Stede asks him where the best Sushi is in town and Izzy says he had no idea what sushi is but the mess is where he has all his meals.
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View full threadAnd it's frustrating because when Stede asks him period appropriate questions he's a well of knowledge BUT he's stubborn and rude and Stede doesn't care if he's in character because he wants answers about everything not just the stuff Izzy is deciding to tell him.
- It's even more frustrating when Stede comes back from lunch and sees Izzy 'it's the eighteenth century' Hands drinking a cup of takeaway coffee and taking a selfie with a laughing man in biker leathers. (Stede Swears Izzy winks at him when he catches him looking!)
- He cannot (will not!) tell Stede about how modern ship building techniques have been used to recreate an 18th Century pirate ship because it's 1717 and he's not sure what a power saw is but it sounds like cheating.
- Omg I can't decide if I prefer: 1. Stede storms over when Izzy has finished his drink to berate him but instead gets an lecture on 18th century coffee house culture that is so interesting, informative and sometimes even blush inducing that he forgets to mention 'but, styrofoam'
- Or 2. Izzy asks 'can't I spend my lunch break w/ my husband?' and Stede comes up with the perfect (worst) gotcha of 'you couldn't have had a husband in 1717' Izzy looks at Stede - a man who couldn't look more gay if he was adorned in pride flags - and is just like "isn't that a bit homophobic?"
- Izzy Hands.
- Izzy Hands.
- 𝒀𝒐𝒖'𝒓𝒆 𝒇𝒓𝒆𝒆 𝒕𝒐 𝒉𝒂𝒗𝒆 𝒆𝒗𝒆𝒓𝒚𝒕𝒉𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒚𝒐𝒖 𝒄𝒂𝒏 𝒔𝒆𝒆 𝑨𝒍𝒍 𝒕𝒉𝒂𝒕 𝒚𝒐𝒖 𝒘𝒂𝒏𝒕 𝒇𝒓𝒐𝒎 𝒎𝒆 𝑫𝒐 𝒘𝒉𝒂𝒕 𝒚𝒐𝒖 𝒘𝒂𝒏𝒕 𝒘𝒊𝒕𝒉 𝒎𝒆 𝑮𝒐 𝒐𝒏 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝒔𝒕𝒆𝒑 𝒐𝒏 𝒎𝒆 Nothing to see here, just ye olde toxic EdIzzy 😌 #edizzy #izzyhandsfanart #ofmdfanart
- this is edizzy
- this never gets old
- Hey Rizzy Nation, should we do a baking class together?🏴☠️🫶 #ourflagmeansdeath #ofmd
- SOS SOS SOS
- The second time I watched OFMD, I watched it paying attention to Izzy. It makes it so much more funny lol
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- wish I can change
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- izzy hands bulge (fat pussy)
- No I don't know why I drew Izzy Hands like this. I just kind of felt like it. Sort of inspired by "wife of the Kraken" concept from "Is It Such A Sin, For Me To Take What's Mine, Until The End Of Time?" by Moonlessnite and Trashass (link in comment below) #OFMD #OurFlagMeansDeath #IzzyHands
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- On bad days, I like to remind myself that Izzy has canonically been between Ed’s legs
- Look, it's Cooper O'Neill! 😍❤️ (and some guy (kidding, gnnh this pic is perfection :))) #ConONeill #CooperONeill (Photo by Jason Dimmock 2023)
- 🚨 IKEA MONKEY COAT ALERT 🚨 THIS IS NOT A DRILL #connorstorrie
- 🕯️ 🕯️ 🕯️ 🕯️ 🕯️ 🕯️ Con & Samba 🕯️ cooking class 🕯️ 🕯️ 🕯️ 🕯️ 🕯️
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- very fun c0mm, werewolf (juicebox) izzy and vampire ed having some fun :) #ofmd #ofmdfanart #ofmdnsfw #edizzy
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- 🖤 a glow in the margins 🖤 🖤 maybe that's just what heaven is 🖤 🎨 \ @imrights.bsky.social [ #ofmd #steddyhands #ofmdart #stedebonnet #izzyhands #edwardteach #mermaid ]
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