Autistic Barbie 💕
The carbs could not be simpler. But you know what? You do you.
Do you even know what a wawa is?
Go birds 🦅
She/her
- I know literally nothing about Addison Rae but every single photo of her at the Grammys is delightful
- Reposted by Autistic Barbie 💕BREAKING: Viewers of “Melania” Documentary Receive Call Telling Them They Will Die in 7 Days
- Got a Taco Bell burrito without the beans, easy on the beef, add lettuce Dreams do come true it was the nacho cheese filled soft taco I’ve always wanted
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- 1250 steps over 23 minutes
- Just realized Marko turns 8 this year
- Just fucking van goghed myself trying to get into my car I can’t take this day any longer
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- Reposted by Autistic Barbie 💕Donald Trump's inability to control bowel movements raises new questions about Joe Biden's advanced age.
- So the big cheese definitely shit his pants right
- Sobbing because I’m about to get my period and also because my brother and sil officially announced their pregnancy to the world and he’s wearing a DAD hat and I’m 😭😭😭😭😭 They’re gonna be the weirdest, most loving parents in the entire world
- Trying the wonder skin eyeliner My first impression is that (through user error) I got it on my contact lens and didn’t notice until it dried and that shit was HARD to get off Not necessarily a bad thing as long as I’m more careful, it’s at least a good sign for longevity
- This is the third month I’ve used a tabby in the machine and it’s MUCH less crap coming out than the first two times, which is good
- Affresh cycle started 9:40
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- Why am I being targeted with this
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- I actually keep a pack of whistles in my car in case I need to hand them out, and one on my keychain We haven’t had ice raids where I personally have been but I frequent areas where it would be helpful if I ever am around when it happens
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- Haven’t been to the gym in two months and didn’t feel like going today SO I DID 1500 STEPS ON MY STEPPERRRRR
- Idk who needs to hear this but it’s very obvious when someone uses ChatGPT for court filings If you’re allowed to file things pro se that’s fine and cool but ChatGPT is not always giving you the right shit
- Now that I think about it, maybe it shouldn’t happen yet We need the superbowl to happen first Or maybe even during the superbowl, just after halftime
- Hey you don’t have to read the new files that got released
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- I had literal chest pains seconds before I heard about Catherine O’Hara
- 1:46AM and I’m eating mini powdered donuts, as god intended
- The snow really killed off the last of the brain cells didn’t it
- The whole “I was always picked last in gym class” thing is such an overblown thing The real test was, did the teacher not even notice you weren’t picked? Did you have to just join a team because they moved on without you? Or even worse, did the teacher have to be your partner
- It is 2026 and we still have younger folks (like 40s) telling us that they’re bad with computers and yelling at us because marriage applications are online only We have directions with pictures, you literally just have to click and type your name!! It’s really not that hard!!
- If we believe hard enough we can manifest it
- Getting real tired of working with the public tbh
- Tried Indian food for the first time I need to try something that isn’t chicken Maybe the shrimp
- If it’s going to happen it needs to happen today I’m having a shitty day and it’s the only thing that will help
- Dean Cain,,,,, where did we go wrong with you
- One of my favorite news anchors is leaving the business Can a girl get a fucking break
- Hot take I like scrambled egg whites Better than whole scrambled eggs
- I couldn’t go to work today if I tried, I am just a big lump of sore muscles today
- Should I eat some trix
