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sound and pressure
- one of the best to ever do it 😢
- in the deep winter i eat braised cabbage like it’s going out of style. my life was changed on nye 2022 at heritage in long beach ca (just before they got their michelin star ok) when i ate their braised cabbage. here is how you can make some, but the fun part is you get to make some stuff up:
- more and more we are saying it is The Year of the Cabbage
- had a random thought just the other day that a new Jackass movie would fix everything there’s still hope in the world
- Ahab’s friend, Darryl: fuck him up, Ahab
- once again
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- this is Passionada erasure
- if you’re using AI to rewrite your work emails and then you accidentally copy the AI bit of “Perfect — here’s a version that’s technical and reassuring without being overkill” into your email, I should be able to Reply All the entire company and blast you to pieces
- starting to think the closest we will get to a general strike is 50% of the country taking the day off after It Happens
- (pretending I knew all along voice) the Jordan Walsh minutes are going crazy
- The Bronx - Heart Attack American (The Bronx I) Silver Jews - Random Rules (American Water) GZA - Liquid Swords (Liquid Swords) Animal Collective - Did You See the Words (Feels) Weezer - My Name is Jonas (Blue Album) HM: Sonic Youth - Schizophrenia (Sister)
- [David Berman voice] All my favorite streamers couldn't stream
- …and James Bond, who did NOT die…
- James Bond’s death in No Time to Die is causing a nightmare for the next film. Writers are stuck because Bond “was blown to pieces.” Anthony Horowitz, author of three 007 novels, says: “You can't have him wake up in shower and saying it was all a dream." radaronline.com/p/james-bond...
- The Roottrees Are Dead (2023)
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- THE emergency liquidation sale shopping spree
- I’d like to announce I’ve been hired as the new Head of Engagement for Bluesky. It is my job to make sure people love to post here! For my first act on the job, I’ve made it so that opening Bluesky gives you a lethal electric shock. Together we’ll grow this community in a positive way!
- lol. lmao even
- Game Pass Ultimate is getting more games but will now be $30 a month in the service's biggest price hike yet kotaku.com/xbox-game-pass-gets…
- I canceled Game Pass last December because I got a Steam Deck and wanted to focus my games spending on that. I thought I’d give it a year and see how it went but there’s no way I’m going back now
- I’m sorry, he can try but this man is not even in the same league as Mazzulla when it comes to saying weird shit
- Post a movie you like with a terrible rotten tomatoes score
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- I also immediately thought of Wet Hot, so as an alternative I’ll go with another Michael Showalter joint
- Friends at the Table is GOATed when an actual play podcast focused on critical world building, smart characterization, and fun interaction between good friends is the vibe
- As part of our Eleventh Anniversary celebrations, we're offering discounted subscriptions to our Patreon until October 1st! You can use code BURNTHRONES for $2 off our $5 tier for your first month, or code BUILDTABLES for 20% off any other tier (except $1) at friendsatthetable.cash!
- the right wing consolidation and monopoly of our media landscape continues unabated
- BREAKING: Providence’s NBC10 will take over ABC6, reshaping TV market in Southeastern New England w/ @stephmachado.bsky.social via @globeri.bsky.social @bostonglobe.com www.bostonglobe.com/2025/09/12/m...
- I'm nodding my head sagely or shaking my head sternly at all your posts
- RIP Mark “Flo” Volman of The Turtles and Fo & Eddie, who I got completely obsessed with for a while, some of the most under-appreciated rockers. Battle of the Bands and Phlorescent Leech & Eddie are must listens They were also so funny, like in this clip from a Martin Mull special (Flo on left)
- happy labor day
- It’s so cool that Chuck Schumer sees a dude like this and starts pounding his fists on the desk J. Jonah Jameson style like “bring me a wet blanket centrist NOW!”
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- like how your favorite SNL cast is the one you grew up with, your favorite Paradox game is the one you played when you were so immensely depressed you could actually spend the time to learn the menus. anyway for me it’s Stellaris
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- drugs make me give side quests
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- my Portuguese king
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- flight path looks like Leno
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- the line delivery on “AND A GOOD DAY TO YOU, SIR” just phenomenal
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- thirty people in the worst open office concept you’ve ever seen all screaming full volume at Excel, is this really the future we want
- I think we all know the true answer to the greatest city in America. That’s right, it’s New Bedford, Massachusetts circa 1857 at the height of the whaling industry.
- Democrats reading this:
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- one of my favorite Lou interviews. when he pops the shades off it’s like his whole demeanor changes. nice to see that side of him when he actually likes and respects who he’s talking to
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- Rod Beck mentioned
- I love Pusha T because if it were any other rapper I would think it was corny as fuck, but he sounds so fucking cool that when he says “yellow diamonds look like pee pee” I’m like damn, I bet they do
- anyway I’m really enjoying the new Clipse. and I used to have Young Boy as my ringtone and saw them touring HHNF so you could say I’m kind of an OG nerdy white guy Clipse fan
- wifal unit
- if you say shit like this I think Seal Team Six should immediately descend upon your home and extract your spouse by any means necessary
- RIP to the GOAT. So brilliant, so funny, so timeless.
- ok first the private equity coup, now this? the Basket has fallen. where am I supposed to shop that doesn’t suck
- Market Basket suspended dozens of workers from its New Bedford store this week – a direct result of recent “operations” by U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement #ICE
- me if private equity takes down Market Basket
- has there ever been a better opening statement? naming your band, first album, first song, all BLACK SABBATH, and charting a new course in music in 6 minutes. it really feels like it rose out of the primordial ooze, fully formed, pitch perfect.
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- unc wants to work going left, help defense is awful and if it comes at all it’s from weak side, doesn’t stop him from getting to his spots. the one time they got him going right he walks into an open middy. letting him iso is death, I’m sending hard doubles from baseline and hoping unc can’t pass
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- Across various Facebook groups, other users have also anonymously claimed that CNN did a big dookie in their pants, and then they stuck their hand in their pants and scooped out the dookie and put it in their mouth and said “yummy yummy dookie in my tummy!” Where is your reporting on this??
- what do they mean by “creating,” they’ve already got an Esteemed Lecturer of Doing Genocide position
- in the moment: J Dilla - Donuts Animal Collective - Feels Strokes - Is This It William Basinski - Disintegration Loops Unicorns - Who Will Cut Our Hair When We’re Gone Electric Wizard - Dopethrone cLOUDDEAD - s/t Kendrick Lamar - DAMN Angel Olsen - My Woman Caretaker - Everywhere at the End of Time
- it’s so cool that, in the name of “government efficiency,” we get a few morons on power trips going through the most byzantine process imaginable to make essentially unilateral cuts to funding to constituent services
