Sophisticated Pills
sound and pressure
- GM: Charisma check. Mamdani: [rolls natural 20] GM: that’s a d6 how did you Mamdani: [direct to camera] Did you know you can check out board games at your local public library? 😊
- IMPORTANT OLYMPIC NEWS: THE POLISH FIGURE SKATING TEAM HAS A PLUSH PIEROGI
- The Chair Company (2025)
- Democratic Presidential Polling: 🔵 Harris 34% 🔵 Newsom 20% 🔵 Shapiro 10% 🔵 Buttigieg 10% 🔵 AOC 7% 🔵 Booker 6% 🔵 Moore 3% Rasmussen / Jan 27, 2026
- the only reason boston traded for vooch was to light a fire under luka garza
- [Not loaded yet]
- Top 2 priorities should be solar on every roof and bidets on every toilet.
- [Not loaded yet]
- BARI WEISS: Well, time to hire another new correspondent for CBS News. (Starts flipping through a huge tome titled “The Big Book of Pedophiles and Their Contact Information”)
- Respectfully,
- TO: World’s Biggest Pedophile FROM: Elon Musk SUBJECT: RE: Pedophile party on your pedophile island Any other famous pedophiles going to be there? Looking forward to doing a bunch of pedophile stuff btw.
- [Not loaded yet]
- I love Christopher Guest movies and by their design they were always only as good as the comedic actors involved and it’s one of the absolute purest ways to see just how much people like Catherine O’Hara and Fred Willard brought to the job. It sucks to lose them but it’s also just magic to see them
- Nope! Go to hell!
- After a whirlwind 2025, we took a pause to reflect on what 2026 might bring, and how Bluesky can help build the sort of future we all want to see online. Check out a few of our predictions, and let us know if you agree: bsky.social/about/blog/0...
- "What if somebody said "It's the Super Bowl." And then I'm like, "You probably couldn't even get a ticket to the Salad Bowl." 🥗 That's funny." THIRD GUY: Well, you're certainly dressed for it. That's funny too. (I start sucking the third guy's dick.) That's funny. - JF #TheJokingGamer #ad
- [Not loaded yet]
- [Not loaded yet]
- [Not loaded yet]
- according to bluesky, working for ice is a protected class against discrimination lol
- "let people enjoy things"
- I believe insane Nazi pedophile Donald Trump is capable of changing his mind for the better. And yep - I’m a journalist!
- This is the way, make “ok, abolish only ICE” the moderate position.
- one of the funniest things i’ve ever seen
- [Not loaded yet]
- [Not loaded yet]
- RIP Sly Dunbar (1952-2026)
- in the deep winter i eat braised cabbage like it’s going out of style. my life was changed on nye 2022 at heritage in long beach ca (just before they got their michelin star ok) when i ate their braised cabbage. here is how you can make some, but the fun part is you get to make some stuff up:
- Rest in peace Parenti
- [Not loaded yet]
- [Not loaded yet]
- [Not loaded yet]
- [Not loaded yet]
- As a sports/Jeopardy enthusiast, really enjoyed this piece by @zachgozlan.bsky.social on why it seems like otherwise brilliant contestants miss a lot of easy sports questions Via @defector.com defector.com/are-jeopardy...
- [This post could not be retrieved]
- [Not loaded yet]
- CRASHOUT FOR THE AGES
- [Not loaded yet]
- You cannot overstate how startling it is to see a politician just say the thing with clarity and poise. No fearful hemming. No overwrought qualifying down til it’s meaningless. No lingering sense that there is a loyalty to a donor class or an ideology of stasis that they’d never admit to.
- jack asked if i would sketch up a poster to tell people in nearby neighborhoods about the partnership between flock and ring, and this is what i came up with. it can be printed on an 8.5x11 sheet of paper.
- At what point does losing 77 billion dollars impact a business? The global box office for all movies, put together, in total, all movies everywhere in 2025 was 33.5 billion dollars. He lost more than double that on “legs”
- [Not loaded yet]
- This is gimmick infringement.
- [Not loaded yet]
