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UK Resister 🦋🦋
I love my family (family includes my dog) & my garden.
I love to grow flowers from seed.
Then I photograph them! The photos help me through the winter 😊🌸🌼🌸
Retired teacher. Passionate about education!
NO DMs!
🪴Where are my gardening friends?
27 ⚢ 🇮🇪 citizen & 🇺🇸 expat. Aspiring archer & swordswoman. Barista. Writer of unfinished tales and sometime poet. Swiftie. Mark Hamill & AOC stan. Social Democrat. Tá cúpla focal agam.
https://imnotmerida.carrd.co
Pro-democracy🧡Anti-fascist🧡She/Her 🧡Animal lover🧡🟰rights 🧡🇺🇸🇺🇦🟦♿️
Feminist/🐾🐶Lady🧡LBGTQ+ friendly🌍🌏🌎PEACE
🚫DMs 🚫Crypto🚫MAGA🚫BOTS 🚫Genocide🚫Cults
#Resist #BlueResisters #StrongerTogether
I follow back, but block if you don’t have a bio or posts.
Supporter of Canadian PM Mark Carney.
Blocking idiots.
#TrueBlue • Just another lost soul swimming in the fish bowl•#ResisterSister • democrat since birth •Blonde peace loving yogi• let's make a difference and spread kindness
#WomensRightsAreHumanRights☮️🕉️🏃♀️🧘♀️#VoteBlue 🚫DM or instant block• I will VET you
Democrat, artist, outdoor enthusiast
Western Washington 🏡
Message me right after I follow you is a automatic block
Living in your head rent-free.
No. You're welcome.
Lifelong Democrat 💙🏳️🌈 🏳️⚧️ BLM
Health Care is a Human Right
🌵🪴 Plant lover/ collector
#photography 🤳
Photos are all my own
#Art lover 🎨
Dog lover 🐶
Health Science and Technology Teacher RN retired OBAMA GOTV HQ Daughter of ANTIFA “The Greatest Generation” We need this Courage now in this Hellscape of Corruption and Overthrow of Democracy!
Photo of my Dad WW2 Berlin #4 Commando SAS 1945
A woke dogs and cats owner, love walking, Motor Bikes, Old Land Rover, Photography and Travel. Happily Married. An eX exile as I’ve had enough of the crazy! If you insult. Ill block , disagreement is fine.
Also I'm dyslexic, there will be typos 😁
Mom of 3. CANADIAN. Liberal
Elbows up Canada
I am not indigenous but I am Proud active supporters of
#EveryChildMatters #MMIW #MMIM in my community
🚫NO DMs unless u ask 1st, 🚫No MAGA 🚫no bio no FOLLOW. 🚫NOT GIVING $$
TAKEN happily married.
Something Special Bath Bombs on Facebook Mom to 2 husky malamutes Never trumper. NOT here to date, no DM's. Former Social Worker, Counselor for juvenile delinquents, & abused kids. Retired from Cases of Love for foster kids after 10 yrs
Left leaning Independent & vegetarian. Please don't follow me expecting me to follow back unless you lean left, you're a dem, a Lib, or an Independent is what will get me to follow back, but it must be in your bio. No money to donate or buy
I dissent
True blue voter💙
Was enjoying the good life before 🍊🤡.
🪴Wife and mom😊like gardening and go niners🏈 warriors🏀 giants ⚾️
🚫asking for$🚫porn🚫DM
✨⭐️
🌎DM for Follow or Support🌎
****Reviews*****
🏅“Gay!” -High School Varsity Team
🏅“Commie!” -MAGA
🏅”I found your weird magazines!” -Mom
“Organize, agitate, educate must be our war cry.” (Susan B. Anthony).
#BlueCrew #Resisters Retired English teacher, BA PoliSci, MA Ed. Published poet, activist in love with our Democracy, and I’m a proud fucking bitch.
I fight for the People & Planet.
Tyranny is here
dismantling our freedoms,
gutting protections
& escalating climate collapse.
Capitol Switchboard: 202-224-3121
@People-Planet.bsky.social
🚫Porn, MAGA
Democrat, cat lover, humor, I post mostly memes.
#MeidasMighty
Atheist, Cancer Survivor
American citizen living in Europe
No ✝️ Religious Nuts
No Dem bashing, if you think you can do it better then get into politics.
I'm here for politics and nothing else.
Concerned EU citizen (🇪🇸🇫🇷) dedicated to defending democracy and human rights. Passionate advocate for mental health, LGBTQ+ community, and women's rights. Community builder.
Second account:
@luca-migo.bsky.social
#NAFO #FBPE #BlueCrew
🔔USMC Vet🇺🇸🫡🗽Cat Papa🐈⬛🐈
🌻🔱💛💙Slava Ukraini💙💛🔱🌻
🛡️🇺🇦🇬🇪🇲🇩🇨🇦🇬🇱🇲🇽🇮🇱🇹🇼🇪🇺🛡️
⚔️🗽None are coming to save 🇺🇸⚔️
🚫No FB/FBR/FBPE/Engagement🚫
⚠️Selling anything= Block⚠️
Just a girl who loves her Cubs. ⚾️
I like decent humans.
⚾️ 🏈 🏀 ⛳️ ⛷️ 🎣 📷 (mine) 🎶 💃 🍃
Liberal AF art historian/writer/copy editor. Silly Gen X jackass. ❤️ my family, dogs, specs, tattoos, my Nissan EV, Cash, Lennon, Lovett, Haring, B. Bragg, Basquiat. Ally to all. 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️
#therebellion #donotcomply
(Same @oboogie formerly on Twitter/Threads)
progressive liberal 💙 posting stuff that interests me
Friends call me GG.I love cats and dogs, but dogs are my favorite. I love seniors and children, but I hate liars. Military brat always getting into (GoodTrouble) (Resister) (Activist) NO BIO-NO FOLLOW BACK NO DMs (Democracy) (MilitaryFamily)
Democrat, intellectual, autistic math geek, writer and artist, explorer. Anticonservative.
Texas is the state that could take the House, Senate, and Presidency off the table for Republicans.
🚫 DM = BLOCKED🚫maga🚫hate🚫Porn 🚫crypto🚫Republicans
🔵 In Red Oklahoma - Retired IT Professional and Author
#Resist #Resistence #BlueCrew 📎
“Penalty for refusing to participate in politics is that you end up being governed by your inferiors” - Plato
🇺🇸🇨🇦🇺🇦
TrottingTheGlobe,VotingRights,ProChoice,ProSci,Environment,SFBayArea,Warriors🏀.🚫Porn🚫Crypto🚫DM🚫Gestapo;NoBioNoFollow
Midwest Voter 🎙️Blue Voice in the Burbs.
Political News ⚖️ 📰 Pets 🐕🦺 Engagement 💬
Kamala is my President! | Founder of Pinks🍂
Introvert | Coffee Addict | Women’s Rights
I support my trans grands and beloved immigrant family.
I'm with Bernie.
I love animals more than a lot of humans.
Unapologetic sass.
Not looking for love or private chats and, thanks to piggy, no money to give.
11/6/24
#MichiganResists
#BlueCrew
Made in Canada. I’m neurodivergent, in my 60s, hard of hearing, and a centre-left liberal who is resisting right-wing populism and fascism. Je peux lire et écrire en français. Vive le Canada! Elbows up!
📍 Toronto, Ontario, Canada
Vets against Fascism.
The Oath I took has no Expiration Date,,SLAVA Ukraini 🌻🌻
I don't care how anymore I just want him gone, alt acc @ldogld.
Anti-Fascist soldier for democracy, supporter of 🌈, Pro-choice and all human rights. Never forgive or forget what Trump has done. It's ok to be ill-informed but it is not ok to be willfully ignorant. DM=🚫
ASEXUAL, Agnostic.
#BlueCrew #BadassFeminist
Retired Oncology RN
Now i save wildlife and animals because I like them more than most humans.
Fighting for
#Climate
Typo master😍
Nothing can bring you peace but yourself
-Emerson
#Resist
“We’re all just walking each other home”
Ram Dass
NO DM‼️‼️
Universal democrat, European, retired strategic consultant & performance coach, MBA
Politics. Music.
I stand for democracy & unite resisters
🚫Nazis, fascists, racists, bigots, maga
🚫crypto, DMs
bluefacts.app/profile/dailykotzn.…
Husband. Dad. Engineer. Marathoner. Stage 4 cancer beater. Top redshirt in the RFT Bluesky Fam. *Tom Nichols Follower*
#ETTD
I may not be The Doctor but I am a doctor, the indefinite article you might say. 😃
Autistic, pan, M presenting NB, poly, dom.
Living again rather than surviving, and intend to have a wild time doing so 😈
Fetlife: RDGKinkExplorer
RIP Sweet Boy Rosco
The Earth is my Church
Nature is my Religion
--Indigenous
INDEPENDENT VOTER DM'S = BLOCK!
donald trump IS A RUSSIAN STOOGE!
(He/Him)
Fan artist / 6x Hugo loser / Designer of the 2024 Hugo Trophy. Vocal about diversity, inclusion, feminism, trans allyship; tell me if I get it wrong.
No AI art.
https://iainjclarkart.com
Purveyor of microorganisms
Immunologist
Vaccines save lives
Facts are facts, whether you believe them or not
Buckle up, climate change is upon us, and things are about to get real hot
Novice photographer, Expert microscopist