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Sweat stain included. Was once called a "Kevin" in comparison to a "Karen".

Joined March 2024

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Ina Garten of BanBan (seasonal spooky name variation) drizzyborden.bsky.social · 2h
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Scooter scooterrific.me · 11h
I'm trusting The Onion more for news rather than satire, now-a-days.
- The Onion theonion.com · 12h
  Trump Defends Racist Video As Racist
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meatier handle.invalid · Oct 19, 2025
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Scooter scooterrific.me · Feb 6
New profile picture, I guess.

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Scooter scooterrific.me · Feb 6
$500 a Month for AI on my Grindr? I deleted that shit once the company decided to go public.

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Scooter scooterrific.me · Feb 6
Is this the new Rosalia album?
- mattwho mattwho.bsky.social · Feb 4
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Scooter scooterrific.me · Feb 6
They got rid of the salad bar and the "pizza hut building" design.
- USA TODAY usatoday.com · Feb 5
  Pizza Hut closing hundreds of locations in 2026. Here's why.
  Pizza Hut closing hundreds of locations in 2026. Here's why.
  
  Pizza Hut is closing 250 “underperforming” locations as its parent company continues a strategic review of the struggling brand.
  
  bit.ly
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feral streep feralstreeep.bsky.social · Feb 5
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Ego Rodriguez egorodriguez.com · Feb 5
Joy #art

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Eric Daniels deebat.bsky.social · Feb 5
Replying to NHATional Scissoring Day ✂️

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Straw Hat Himbo handle.invalid · Feb 4
The smile of a himbo with a smooooth brain

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Hulked out nerd somegayhimbo.bsky.social · Feb 5
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Scooter scooterrific.me · Feb 4
"MAYBE THe lEft werE rigHt AboUt tR*MP"

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Scooter scooterrific.me · Feb 3
siri, play "residue by a.g. cook" and put it on repeat.

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Graham Annable handle.invalid · Feb 3
But it also caused a lot of winter anxiety. #grickledoodle #scrolling #hibernation #internet #cartoon #bears #art #drawing #funny

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Scooter scooterrific.me · Feb 3
Six-Degrees of Epstein.

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Scooter scooterrific.me · Feb 2
Could N*cki M*naj be the Mysterious Mr X?

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will willkeats.bsky.social · Feb 2
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Gregory Ellwood gregoryellwood.bsky.social · Feb 1
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False Knees falseknees.bsky.social · Feb 1
Ferbruary #oldknees

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Scooter scooterrific.me · Feb 1
Landlords:
- Goldie Lifts jportnw.bsky.social · Feb 1
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Mike Masnick masnick.com · Feb 1
So... I keep changing my mind between "this is deep satire" and "this is real." I *think* it's satire. But, dammit, I'm just not sure...
- J. Mijin Cha handle.invalid · Feb 1
  HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
  March for Billionaires — San Francisco, Feb 7
  
  Stand up for the entrepreneurs, innovators, and risk-takers who build our economy. February 7, 2026.
  
  marchforbillionaires.org
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Scooter scooterrific.me · Jan 27
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evinwithani evinwithani.bsky.social · Jan 31
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False Knees falseknees.bsky.social · Jan 23
Finished is better than terrible #oldknees

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Scooter scooterrific.me · Jan 31
My mental health hasn't been so great lately, mostly for obvious reason. As I am so devastated hearing about Catherine O'Hara, yet I am very happy to see all these clips and pictures of her.

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Alex Plante 🐀👑 aplante.com · Jan 30
oh my god, i’m crushed. catherine o’hara you queen

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Merriam-Webster merriam-webster.com · Jan 30
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ZacharyisWackary zacharyiswackary.bsky.social · Jan 30
Weekend vibes

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Scooter scooterrific.me · Jan 30
idk what it is but i made an upscrolled @scooterrific

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The Washington Post washingtonpost.com · Jan 29
Alison Luchs, who has worked at the National Gallery of Art for 47 years, agreed to learn Gen Z slang and make videos because she wanted to raise interest in the museum’s art. She never expected to slay. wapo.st/45BXc3S

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Straw Hat Himbo handle.invalid · Jan 29
Whatcha lookin at?

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