robb 🧙🏼♂️🎃🪦⚰️🔮
the wicked witch of the (PN)W. avid pickler. lover of vodka. naked 99% of the time. simultaneously the maiden, mother, and crone.
📍Seattle, WA
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- My skin is ghastly pale right now. If I don't look like a Costco rotisserie chicken in the next 3 months, I'm gonna lose my mind.
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- Spotify really thought I wanted to listen to H*rry Styl*s. 🤢 BLOCKED!
- Tiktok is really something else...
- Reposted by robb 🧙🏼♂️🎃🪦⚰️🔮The genocide of Palestinians in Gaza by Israel continues while the world just watches.
- Just finished the last episode of Upload and my head hurts from crying so much.
- Guess I'll finally get up and around. Sometimes I hate wasting daylight, but I love being a night owl. Y'all have a safe weekend. 🖤
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- These "it's Samantha the underwriter here, letting you know that your loan is almost approved for $47,000" daily calls are wearing me down. How many times do I have to press 9 to unsub before I press 1 to speak to someone and ask what would happen if I mail them an unknown white powder?
- Now that Christmas is over, can we PLEASE get back to focusing on Halloween?!?! 😍
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- Before covid, green onions were 25¢ a bundle. They're now $1.49 a bundle. And the quality of fresh produce has severely tanked within the last year. Swear to god, I'm this close 🤏 to doing something to somebody. Just venting.
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- These overhead lights at my office are really not helping me to not look like The Joker...
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- Ruining my sleep schedule results in making instant ramen at 4:30am.
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- Can't find my favorite bracelet so I'm about to become Public Enemy #1.
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- #throwbackthursday to me making my husband hold my clothes/shoes and record me doing a naked walk through the forest. He honestly puts up with so much from me. My man, my man, my man... This was gonna be 2 videos (coming & going) but I'm obviously lazy.
- Someone was knocking at the door and I was curious to see who it was. Imagine the horror when I realized we were on the second floor! 😱 Just kidding. I was walking out to the patio. There was no psycho killer outside. Maybe because the call was coming from INSIDE THE HOUSE?!?!?!
