daresaypj
Top 1% on DoorDash. 📍chicago
- If you’re not eating the ass after you breed it, you’re only getting HALF the story
- Coming out as a person willing to be in town for open couples. DMs open, serious inquiries only.
- Wait you guys @potatuhdaddy.bsky.social just reminded me UK VS The World s3 is on tonight
- Our meeting planner messaged me on teams to let me know the venue for our conference has Dr. Pepper.
- yeeeeuuUCK
- My boss is planning a team dinner before our conference kicks off next weekend and she said “btw if you have like a drag race thing, you totally don’t have to go” LMAO
- My sister finding out my parents were adopting another child
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- PETA denounced Gaga for wearing feathers tonight and people in the comments are defending her because it’s vintage Alexander McQueen 😭😭
- The head of y’alls dicks during locktober
- Nikki Glaser looks incredible
- Fine I’ll put my Mayhem Ball tour hoodie on
- Reposted by daresaypjChappell Roan trying to read the teleprompter:
- Hate seeing everyone on their phones at the Grammys (even though I’d be doing the exact same 😭)
- Locked TF in and beat the #1 team at volleyball this week!!!!!
- “Do a grand jeté or never have Dr. Pepper again.” Me:
- If you’re close with your parents and it’s not too late, ask them to record a video message for you, you’ll cherish it when they’re gone. My dad had terminal lung cancer when he took this and passed away 5 months later. It’s nice to hear his voice again. ❤️🩹
- Bearcats down by 21
- I know the people who own the home alone house in Winnetka must be annoyed as hell rn lmaoooo
- There are a lot of people who are adopted that struggle with feelings of rejection, which is normal and valid. But it’s so important to remember that adoption isn’t a burden, it’s a blessing. ❤️🩹
- gm on this day 35 years ago I was adopted so that I could one day be on this app and annoy tf out of all of you. & I think that’s special 🤗
- Tired: telling your friend to text when they get home Wired: checking their location to see if they went somewhere to hook up
- Damn they all heard Ciara tell that sad story about her number and then went and rated her in the bottom 😭😭😭
- Damn beat your ass
