Writer. Game designer. In need of a nap. Dumb jokes, but never hurtful ones. He/him.
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Human. Posting screenshots (sometimes with commentary) from 🇺🇸/🇨🇦 retro commercials/station IDs/interstitials/etc. throughout the day.
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Retro tech, early web & vintage computing. 80s, 90s, 2000s nostalgia. Follow for daily posts.
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Headline and Features Contributor at The Onion. Published in McSweeney's and Points In Case. Writes The Libel newsletter. RPCV 🇱🇸. High school teacher.
Comedy writer, unless you don't find me funny, in which case I'm called a "satirist."
Formerly staff writer at The Onion, Tooning Out The News
Sadly, this is not the Onion.
For true stories that you could have sworn were from The Onion.
senior writer at
@salonnewsroom.bsky.social covering all things money & power ✍️ satire in the new yorker, the onion, mcsweeney's ✍️
I write about the strange side of AI at
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Also a laser scientist.
She/her. Colorado, USA
a comedy streamer with all of your favorite shows
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Writer at The Daily Show, x Last Week Tonight, Colbert Report, The Onion.
🦹♂️ Comedy Supervillain
📕 The Onion Story (Oct 28, 2025)
I re-arrange the alphabet into bundles to induce amusement. The Onion, The Colbert Report, The Middle, The Croods: Family Tree. I specialize in projects beginning with "The."
Hey there! I anchor the Onion News Network (as Dwight Richmond). Former NBC & NPR. “A pure interviewing beast w/ballerina-like grace." -someone on reddit
Funny or Die's High Science: Stream on Max!
Blood Weed: Audible!
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Past: The Onion! Sex House! Smart Pipe! FPOU!
Comedian, podcaster, etc. 5x billboard comedy chart topper
Fearless voice of the people (sorry, people). Your insightful Oak Bay parody newspaper.
Film camera tinkerer. Contributer @ The Onion.
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Content creator. Comedian + Improviser + Podcaster. I can do a perfect impression of R2D2 screaming. 🤖 🌈 Biz inquiries:
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@reason.com | John Brown stan, power pop enthusiast