- [me standing on coffee table wearing toga and beer helmet full of laxatives] COLONOSCOPY PREP PARTYYYYYYY YEWWWWWWWW 🥳🎉🚽Jan 28, 2026 13:29
- I thought you said this was a pool party?!!
- I SAID IT WAS A STOOL PARTY JOE
- But I brought my collection of neon pool noodles! Good luck with it, I hope it goes as well as these things can do.
- HELL YEAH 🤘GET THAT SHIT OUUUUT
- [tapes eviction notice to belly] YOU HAVE SEVERAL HOURS TO VACATE
