Michael Boulerice
Horror broski, salty New Hampshirite, Archduke of Goofington Manor. FEEDING THE WHEEL 7/22/25 + INHALATION 7/22/26 + ETHER'S WOOD: AN ELEMENTARY PRIMER 2027 via Dead Sky Publishing. Hit the Linktree for more: linktr.ee/michaelboulerice
- Mornin', hoss. They call me VO5 Hot Oil Treatment Boulerice 'round these here parts
- I just realized you can make your own convention badge ribbons whenever you want because you are an adult and nobody can stop you
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- Nothing like a thank-you-for-your-kind-messages post from a disgraced piece of shit with the comments turned off to make you say OH YEAH BABY COMEBACK TOUR IS GOING GREAT
- Unfortunately for everyone around me I am in the middle of another classic kungfu flick binge, and Drunken Master is always how I get started. I've watched this movie no less than 500 times over the course of my life because I (not shockingly) identify with Jackie Chan's character entirely too much
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- I'm in rural NH and I decided to look at my local theater's Melania reservations. The green line under each timeslot represents tickets sold, and the longest green line on opening day is 24 tickets. There's a hot cocoa stand being run by neighborhood kids down the street that's raking in more cash
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- No matter where you throw a dart on the human timeline it'll always land on an accurate representation of an author in the middle of short story submissions
- Baby's first colonoscopy went off without a hitch
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- Thrilled to say FEEDING THE WHEEL has earned a Cummie Award for the "novels are too long" novella category. I say this without hyperbole; this is the height of my writing career. Extremely honored and grateful. I am going to turn my vagina statuette into a rapper chain and wear it to formal events
- This is it! The winners of the Cummies are announced here! open.spotify.com/episode/6Ik2...
- [me standing on coffee table wearing toga and beer helmet full of laxatives] COLONOSCOPY PREP PARTYYYYYYY YEWWWWWWWW 🥳🎉🚽
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- This is fake news. I am incredibly solid for advice on: 1) Cooking meat 2) Convention hotel bartender wrangling 3) Car repair 4) Novelty tracksuit purchases 5) Frustrating @alexwoodroe.com 6) Tabling with used car salesman energy 7) Forcing @mattblairstone.bsky.social into listening to 90s europop
- My writing advice? Find an activity that fully empties your skull, and make it a part of your daily routine. Exercise, art, video games, snowboarding, cooking; anything that leaves NO ROOM for intrusive thoughts or obsession. Brains need oil changes to maintain peak performance. Be stupid once a day
- Reposted by Michael BoulericeHey friends, can I ask you all to give our @littleghostsbooks.bsky.social Crowdfundr a look? Any amount helps us with our workspace renovation plans, if you're not able (which I understand!), if you could share the link that would be amazing. Love you all! 🤗🧡 👻📚 crowdfundr.com/littleghosts...
- [casually checks my tiny-nazi-chest-belts-for-wee-little-men investment position] OH NO
- BREAKING Greg Bovino has been removed as Border Patrol "commander at large" and will return to El Centro Calif, where he is expected to retire soon. A stunning turnaround after Pretti killing. Bovino's traveling blue city crackdown is over www.theatlantic.com/politics/202...
- When I become supreme-yet-benevolent warlord of post-apocalyptic America, my first order of business will be mandating new indie presses to have at least three (3) people in their lives who are capable of telling them their sub guidelines are bad. My second order of business is NATIONWIDE POOL PARTY
- SOON 🚬
- Refusing to cooperate with my dermatologist's billing department until they write "boy got those Heated Rivalry buttcheeks" on my full-body exam results
- BRB beating grumpy conservative men down the mountain while listening to Natalie Imbruglia
- Reposted by Michael BoulericeFeast your ears on Transmission zero, and welcome The Night Ship into the world! Released today wherever you can grab it, and ready to be just about the strangest journey into the vast of night you'll ever go through. www.simonandschuster.com/books/The-Ni...
- IT'S NIGHT SHIP DAY! You can put this beautiful gold-foiled/edge-sprayed book in your home for less than you'd spend on a medium-sized pizza. Act now and you'll also get a video of Alex telling me to stop promoting her book like the Slap Chop guy - a $49.95 value - absolutely free. Wow!
- THE NIGHT SHIP trucks! Check out my spoiler-free review of @alexwoodroe.com's newest book. It's filled with complex characters and WTF moments. Out January 20. www.davidcorseauthor.com/post/the-nig...
- Me when I slip into one of my ugly sweaters before hitting the grocery store
- Me greeting my family as they hover over the Costco charcuterie board
- Get in, loser. We're making butter chicken and watching kungfu movies
