Mark
Critter dad. Gym junkie. Flirt. Tiddies in your face kind of guy.
- FFS this can’t be real, can it? www.northjersey.com/story/news/n...
- It was a challenge hauling it out of bed. But at least it’s Friday and a chest day.
- They’re obviously not trying to sell to the gays.
- The language apps never teach you the useful stuff.
- Looking forward to breaking out the summer wardrobe again. (And slutting around in the woods.)
- Jesus, can’t a person clean out the freezer? www.cbsnews.com/detroit/news...
- Don’t we all?
- TIL I learned this is a thing?! Obviously nonsense, but it sounds like a good way to ogle butts you’d not get to see otherwise. www.jacquelinestallone.com/rumps.html
- Tuesday. Tiddies now. Tacos later.
- If you’re looking for me, I’ll be in Camelot.
- This seems like a good way to get rid of a few billionaires. nypost.com/2026/01/14/l...
- So let me get this straight. The head of the government of the United States is suing the government of the United States? Tell me how this is not graft, not corruption. It’s just another mob boss shakedown. www.nbcnews.com/politics/don...
- I didn’t know A*e body spray was still a thing until I walked into locker room and gagged. 🤮
- Mad skills
- How long before you noticed the violin?
- Another Monday, but at least we’re almost rid of friggin January.
- It’s not even Friday and there are a lot of fat ones showing up on my timeline. That’s not a complaint even if I am drooling uncontrollably.
- Oopsie www.wxyz.com/news/region/...
- I’m not sure where this was taken. But people are panic buying onions and garlic?
- It would be a good day to break out the mohair.
- It’s-12°F, or -24°C. Luckily(?), there’s very little wind. I won’t complain much. We won’t be getting ice or two feet of snow like some.
- The weather forecast reminds me how I hate the latter part of January. Anyway, here are my (covered) tits.
- Saner people decided to stay in bed on this very cold, late January morning. I didn’t hate it.
- Am I supposed to surrender to Trump the certificate I got for being safety boy of the month back in the sixth grade?
