SWE/MLE, rodent whisperer, writer. ex-MSFT, Xoogler. Timeline features gestalt reasoning, verifiable rewards, and unlabeled infohazard. Adults only, but not for any fun reasons. We could all be Green Lantern, but instead we're fighting to be Lex Luthor.

If it's all the same to you, I'm gonna go over there, lay this lasagna across my torso, and pretend I suffered a bear attack