Body By Bacardi
If it's all the same to you, I'm gonna go over there, lay this lasagna across my torso, and pretend I suffered a bear attack
- Reposted by Body By Bacardisausage gettin' made
- the universe: bet
- The phrase "scoops of ideas" is going to rattle around in my brain until it fully breaks me, this woman is astronomically in over her head
- Reposted by Body By Bacardithe woke mob is giving He-man pronouns
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- Gonna take my taste buds on a vacation to sunny Goochland
- Let's fuckin go rail yard dawgs
- A pair of scrubs, and also five other scrubs, harassing a nurse
- Stunning photos from Minneapolis, including this one by John Locher for the Associated Press. www.theatlantic.com/photography/...
- I'm sorry what
- I guess I'm not as immune to humidity as I thought
- It's crazy how you can just smell when an account is following over 5000 people from their replies
- using chatgpt to threaten a Greenland invasion, extremely babyshit soft loser energy
- Me: ugh, I hate how many theme songs and novelty songs people are mapping on Clone Hero, can't we get like actual music Also me: Well I mean of course I'm going to download the theme song to Mystery Science Theater 3000, that's the best song ever
- That's right
- Reposted by Body By Bacardi"its not clear what kind of move I was trying to do" is one of my all time favorite tweets, but as a public service I share this tumblr collection of the entire 26-tweet reply chain it was part of (courtesy of haywire4) www.tumblr.com/haywire4/173...
- You, a rube: *calls it looking at porn* Me, a genius:
- To add to the people just aged differently back then theme, Matt Frewer was 30 years old in Honey I Shrunk the Kids
- JRPGs where you get to play a souped up version of the character archetypes before you start as your own party are the best. What does the "Champion" or "Sunder" spell do? I have no fuckin clue, but I'm having a blast
- *extremely Bill Belichick voice* we're on to SNES
- Strife is one of the best games ever
- Whichever of y'all turned me onto Lovebites with a stray post about them a few weeks ago, thank you, because I am extremely into this www.youtube.com/watch?v=MovE...
- The cashier at the grocery store was talking dinosaurs with the customer in front of me, and then when I got up he asked if I liked dinosaurs. I said yes and he asked me what's my favorite, and when I said pachycephalosaurus he said "that's dumb"
- First time I walked in on one of those Hallmark movies playing I was like oh it's the douchebag from Letterkenny
- Enjoying the mental image of this Dib Membrane looking motherfucker drunkenly weeping while wearing a party hat because nobody came to his birthday party
- Me at 20: yeah man I'll just sleep on the floor. Gimme a folded beach towel or a backpack for a pillow, I'll be good Me at 40: accidentally put too soft a pillow under my main one last night. My back feels like I was mauled by a cubist painting
- I need to listen to a good amount in this list still but I will say holy shit that Pool Kids album is awesome
- I regularly speed but "if you are in favor of enforcing speed limits you're basically ice" is a wild take, I love it
- Reading this roster like a festival lineup "James O'Keefe that far down? Man, no one listens to him anymore" "Oh shit Alex Berenson, I know someone on the second to last row"
- Briefly thought about giving her the mouth-eyes treatment but I feel like that's a surefire way to open a portal directly to hell
- Movie you’ve watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Stars (Wars nor Trek), LOTR, or Marvel, Disney Animated or Pixar.
- Just today had a woman leave her stroller WITH A KID IN IT in the middle of a parking lot to go talk to her friend driving past in a van, blocking anyone from driving through in either direction, for several minutes.
- I'm sorry what
- Hot damn campus looks good when it snows
- Astounded I didn't top out with a screamo band this year
- Not bad for having to use someone else's kitchen
- Hanging out with the roundest boy this week
- This was earned. Next up, Solar Jetman. I am going to go so hard into NES games while I am on vacation
