Claire Underwood
Always real. That’s how I sleep at night.
- Reposted by Claire UnderwoodSlob on my knob was made by teenagers in a Memphis bedroom and everyone loves it
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- My friends date me better than these niggas ever have. At this point I need to be looking for a platonic wife.
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- Fighting my sleep like a child. ✌🏽😴
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- Reposted by Claire Underwood“I miss you” Prove it. “I like you” Prove it. “I want you” Prove it. or shut up
- I commend y’all for going back and forth with people on this app. I’d simply tell them to go to hell.
- Reposted by Claire UnderwoodOh look, exactly what we said was going to happen when Schumer caved on the shutdown
- Top Senate negotiators say an effort to renew expired healthcare subsidies has effectively collapsed www.wsj.com/politics/pol...
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- Reposted by Claire Underwoodthey’re gonna work u like a hebrew slave
- Reposted by Claire Underwood🚨 New: We built a visual tracker of the warehouses ICE is targeting across the US. Working off an idea from @actualkatherine.bsky.social, we’ve mapped active searches, canceled deals, and linked state property records. Explore the map here: tinyurl.com/ICEWarehouse...
- Karen had the girls in the slammer taking down their hair to braid hers. #RHOP
- Reposted by Claire UnderwoodToday's quick update [Feb 4]: - Sudan Doctors Network: 1 person killed and 8 others injured after RSF drone strike on a hospital in Kadugli, South Kordofan. - Clashes between SAF and RSF/SPLM-N (Alhilu) reported south of Alkurmuk, Blue Nile State. #KeepEyesOnSudan
- Reposted by Claire UnderwoodFINNEAS defends sister Billie Eilish amid online backlash over her anti-ICE comments at GRAMMYs: “Seeing a lot of very powerful old white men outraged about what my 24 year old sister said during her acceptance speech. We can literally see your names in the Epstein files.”
- My ex with Married to Medicine and Love After Lockup.
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- Been back at the range for the first time in forever. Apparently I only know how to shoot niggas in the neck and shoulders now. 🥲
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- Had my first dry needling session this morning and my lower back bent the needles. 🥴
- Reposted by Claire UnderwoodThis reality is new to white people and they’re up in arms about Black people. Whiteness makes it an emergency! Sort of how at the height of crack, you could get baking soda 4/$1, but at the height of meth you had to battle a cyclops, a Gorgon, and solve riddles three to get Sudafed.
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- Errtime.
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- Reposted by Claire UnderwoodFloored by this story. A man wrote a pollite email to a federal prosecutor objecting to the deportation of an Afghan seeking asylum. DHS responded with an administrative warrant to get the man's info from Google, then visited his home to intimidate him.
- I’ve been getting data breach notices in the mail damn near every week for the last 3-4 months. 🫠
- Reposted by Claire Underwood"I am no longer accepting the things I cannot change. I am changing the things I cannot accept." - Angela Davis
- Reposted by Claire Underwood🇸🇩 SUDAN | UN: displacement accelerating on multiple fronts ➤ In South Kordofan, more than 10,000 displaced people are living in camps with critical shortages of food, healthcare, water, shelter, and education after fleeing Kadugli & Dilling. ➤ In North Darfur, over 1,000 people have arrived in...
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- Say what now?!
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- Reposted by Claire UnderwoodHey @schumer.senate.gov please tell me EXACTLY what a body cam is gone do for this baby girl. Put it in record . Because I want it read at your reckoning
- Elizabeth is a Columbia Heights fourth-grader who loves volleyball, learning English and giggling in the halls with her friends. She's been held in the Dilley Immigration Processing Center for nearly a month, and she and her mom have both fallen ill. sahanjournal.com/education/co...
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- Reposted by Claire UnderwoodWalmart is officially a trillion-dollar company. Today the retail giant joined the ranks of Meta, Tesla, Amazon and more to pass a $1 trillion market cap. Meanwhile, starting pay at Walmart is as low as $14/hour, and thousands of its workers have to rely on SNAP and Medicaid.
- Know me.
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- Reposted by Claire UnderwoodGoogle Confirms 40% Of All Android Phones At Risk From New Attacks
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- At my desk with tears of joy in my eyes about to press play on Miguel’s Tiny Desk. I used to pray for times like this.
