If you’re online - anywhere online - your data is NEVER SAFE.

Will never own a fascist Apple. In my best Bernie Mac, "I ain't scared of y'all MF's."

Can't we just get a Huawei phone?

Clickbait, for sure, but still interesting. Android versions 12 and older are no longer receiving security updates. And 40% of phones are on those outdated versions. Chart below. There. You don't need to click the bait.

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