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28 | they/he | Yorkshire (UK) | canyon angel, Con O’Neill girlie | resident hot boy | Wetherspoons Reject | Twat Pack | writer, presenter, singer, lover, bastard | fibro bitch | no under 18s xo
- STAY TUNED
- banging phone call from my mum today. opener was “is mark zuckerberg transgender?” this was followed up with her spilling the tea about the person who audited her work today and this is extra spicy because she and I worked the same industry for a while and both knew this woman was a raging cunt
- don’t worry lads I’m in 😘 shopstands.com/products/mom...
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- PLS GET A SPOT
- oh yeah. anyone could do it. that’s why he’s up there on the stage with all the coloured spotlights on him - and we’re down on the floor, dancin’ through the dark with all the other no-marks
- everyone else go home I won tiktok
- can we start peer pressuring Con to do a convention in Temecula or San Diego (I can stay there for free) (it’s warm) (I like it)
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- omg that’s a yes to the invite!! I’ve never been to Denver 👀
- I just incorrectly guessed a station on guess the station tiktok but it was Sheffield aka the place where I actually fucking live
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- I got Paddington on Friday and I actually cheered
- the gods must know that I’m seeing @orphanednebula.bsky.social today for a GCC reunion because sure enough my eye (just one!) is watering, it’s like I’m back in the convention centre 🥰😭
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- genuinely not a clue - it was just the one eye, which was bizarre in and of itself, and I’m not the only one it happened to?!
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- LISTEN-
- RICHARD HAMMOND IS SINGLE??
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- Con if there’s a chance you need to speak up
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- I will kill for you
- maybe I’ve been watching too much Say Yes to the Dress but I think Izzy would actually be incredible in that industry. grumpy old gay man who knows exactly what his clients want and isn’t afraid to tell pushy friends and family to shut the fuck up
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- and Ed is VERY precise about the details
- NO I DO NOT???
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- Izzy has to put it all on him, of course
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- Eddie not believing in the curse is the least believable part of 911 sir you used to be a medic you know it’s real
- Izzy’s “a curse is a curse, and once it takes hold… it takes hold” but it’s a pharmacy AU and it’s about someone saying the Q word
- FUCK OFF IS SAMBA IN 911
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- watching it while I work and I hear his voice and?? excuse me???
- HELLO??????
- I literally am the personality hire I’m on a call with a SENIOR in my team and managed to make a task take 3 times as long as it needed to with the yapping
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- Ed just LOVES being the prettiest princess in the store
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- bitchy blonde has a good eye but it’s not quite in line with what his daughter wants, so she ends up with about 20 items to try on-
- fucking class, thank you @killerweasel.bsky.social for sending this one my way (what language is this)
- when I worked on wards as a pharmacy technician in 2020-2022, I witnessed a woman be moved to a male bay because she was trans and the way her notes were written was nothing short of horrific. the way she was spoken about was awful. I was scared to speak out, I was a kid.
- Friends, a petition I've created to go to Parliament for the protection of Trans Healthcare in the UK has just gone live. If you are in the United Kingdom, please sign and share this. If you are not in the United Kingdom, please share it. #Trans #LGBTQ #UK petition.parliament.uk/petitions/70...
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View full threaddismissing trans patients only serves to further the struggle that hospital staff has re: convincing patients that they can trust us. we need to listen to them. our own values need to be left at the door. we don’t need to get it, we need to listen.
- sorry for the soapbox. this just gets me.
- that’s not an excuse but that’s why I didn’t. there is, realistically, no chance of having side rooms available for trans patients. side room allocation is complex. they go to the most complex and unwell patients and someone having a fainting spell or a fall isn’t that.
- trans patients should be put on the appropriate wards, aka the wards that correspond to their gender identity. that isn’t for a stranger to decide. the care is the exact fucking same - at least on the wards that I worked, Acute Assessment, aka the first step in admission
- thinking about the crew and flow arts for some ungodly reason Pete does dragon staff cause it’s the “masculine” one. Archie also does dragon staff and is actually good at it. Jim does poi but is nonchalant about it. they don’t make it their personality, it’s just a thing they can do
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- thank you!! I legit taught myself one summer and then it all carried on!!
- I will not engage further in the abuse debate I will not
- but it is REALLY fucking hard not to because my ex was waved off multiple times because he cited an autistic meltdown as his reason for hitting me in public but because he said he was autistic suddenly no one cared
- this has got to top the list of stupid shite you find while unpacking. hotel milk. origin unknown.
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- get milked
- Zheng, by contrast, is decent at all of them. she prefers the levitation wand, though, that’s her go-to Izzy is dragon staff but his style is almost like fighting. he clears a space when he works with it, especially when doing the fire stuff Wee John has perfected sitting down fire poi. no notes.
- (for context, I am a flow artist and fire performer - I do hula hoop and levi wand, and I know the people who engage in this and that’s why I steer clear lmao)
- Ed is dragon staff and hoop, dead split between the two Stede is a novice at all of them but has the money to pay for the professional-level equipment. the LEDs don’t hide the fact that he doesn’t know what he’s doing
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- June feeding him tea “strong enough to stand a spoon up” and biscuits while he complains about that new bloke at number 46 who parked in front of his drive last week
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- I think the hairy tits would win out. the dick wants what it wants ig 💀
- …it would be a mental adjustment
- avoiding second novel (fic) syndrome cause City of Steel is gonna be so???
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- WOKE and ghey!!!!
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- HOWLING and yes Shraaamp and I can see things no one else can