This is a police hating account
Whenever I do satire everyone thinks its news and whenever I do news everyone thinks it's satire so good luck with these posts I guess
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Don't mind me,
talking to myself & my bots
If you stew cranberries like applesauce they taste much more like prunes than rhubarb does
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political theologian at the ministry for the future
interests: classics, history, philosophy, conflict + IR, economics, foreign policy, climate change, east asia (korea + japan)
words: Foreign Policy + LiberalCurrents
She/her. Jewish. Trans. Fan of spaceflight, railroads, model railroads, etc. Feel free to send me book recommendations and such, and happy to send them as well.
💉 10/1/25
Freelance writer and editor. Formerly of The Atlantic, Boston Review.
Welcoming media and local government to Bluesky.
Even a crooked regime wants an honest accountant.
Journalist and cofounder
@autonomynews.co. Seen in: Jezebel, The New Republic, The Guardian, Slate, The Nation, Democracy Docket. WGAE Council. From PA, now in BK
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Email: susanrinkunaswrites @gmail
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The Ringleader
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goddess of uselessness
[she/her] texan in ma. Adonis' mom
I ride my bike, get angry at cars, talk about disability advocacy, eat baked goods, and make sure Gus is well fed. I hail from the best state in New England.
fiction writer • roommate to 3 cats with rich interior lives • parmesan enthusiast • interrobang evangelist
stories: prairie schooner 98.4 • hopkins review 15.4 • south carolina review 55.2 • post road 40 • 2023 clmp pride reading list
Armchair phrenologist. Self-certified body language expert. MENSA member. Former Never-Ending Pasta Pass Owner. Intellectual. Gifted kid —> Gifted adult. RIP Seattle Sea Dragons. Vai Corinthians. Bluesky’s premier Seven Mary Three poster.
Jeopardizing the good order and security of institutions for Reason Magazine. I report on prisons, policing, and civil liberties. Based in the fabulous Florida Keys.
Email:
cj@reason.com,
cj.ciaramella@protonmail.com.
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