Karl Olson ❄️ Ultraklystron
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- Reposted by Karl Olson ❄️ UltraklystronTerrified man trapped in room FILLED with reptiles
- Reposted by Karl Olson ❄️ Ultraklystron“.. Our BTC price target is 0.0. That’s not just for shock factor. It’s where the math takes us,” the strategist said, noting that Bitcoin has failed to function as a dollar hedge and instead operates as “a speculative instrument correlated to the Nasdaq.” #Bitcoin seekingalpha.com/news/4547997...
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- Cancon Gorillaz
- It's wild that literally none of these folks have a cosmetic surgeon that tells them no. Like, either they're shopping around until someone says yes to a bad idea, or they all go to the same people who know they're doing them dirty, but know that money is better with them than with their clientele.
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- I'd like to say this is the worst thing I heard about a CS prof, but the guy who taught intro classes at a (then community) college I attended was busted for CSAM:
- Yale prof David Gelernter defends his letter urging Epstein to hire "v small goodlooking blonde" student by saying that he was "keep[ing] the potential boss's habits in mind." This creep shouldn't be allowed anywhere near students. yaledailynews.com/articles/gel...
- Realizing that my shortest path is: 1. I was on a segment of Geoff Keighley's Spike TV show Game Head/GameTrailers TV. 2. Geoff must know Bobby Kotick. 🤮
- If this doesn't make it into the upcoming Heathcliff animated movie, what's the point?
- "I like to SKATEBOARD"
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- Reposted by Karl Olson ❄️ UltraklystronDisney... look, I have a lot of grievances with you guys. But, um, if you make more episodes of The Muppet Show like that, I'd appreciate it. Tonight's episode was the most sensational, inspirational, celebrational Muppetational things I've seen you folks do with these characters. I want more.
- So, it was number 3 today: at dentist visit with x-rays. From the imaging, it's looking again like my sinuses are the key issue, but my jaw isn't great (alt text for more,) so while we wait for the MRI for both, it's time for some Robax Platinum. Hopefully they have the big bottles in at Costco.
- Reposted by Karl Olson ❄️ Ultraklystronhello. I still am not in the right headspace to make stuff like I normally do, but I've made this video for you showing how my cartoons' character rigs work. does this sort of behind the scenes info interest you? then take my clammy hand and join me on this clumsy journey! youtu.be/Fdka2IzetYE
- Reposted by Karl Olson ❄️ Ultraklystronit’s genuinely reassuring to me that this is the most miserable and paranoid person in the entire world
- Reposted by Karl Olson ❄️ UltraklystronI like watching mre Steve and every time it’s like: Random European Country: mega deluxe truffles and a can of pate and a bunch of stuff we grabbed from the candy rack next to the register USA: it took 20 years and 10 billion dollars to make the most disgusting imitation bbq you’ve ever seen
- Space Ghost is so hard done by.
- Reposted by Karl Olson ❄️ UltraklystronListening to Satya Nadella speeches and slowly going insane
- Reposted by Karl Olson ❄️ UltraklystronAn account you control, @PagliacciDaClown, has been suspended for the following post: "Who up doing clown shit, lmao? I'm thinking about ending my own life." Our moderation policies aim to encourage healthy discourse. For an example of a user we think exemplifies this spirit, see @PagliacciDaClown
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- Well, this fantasy cast is trenchant again, as the OG game is back: store.steampowered.com/app/3897800/... thanks to @skunkapegames.com
- Reposted by Karl Olson ❄️ UltraklystronThere is an actual argument that this curse actually worked.
- Reposted by Karl Olson ❄️ Ultraklystronblue sky is supreme because every time you post you get 100 school principals in the replies asking to see you in their office
- Reposted by Karl Olson ❄️ UltraklystronAfter a lengthy appeals process and productive discussion with the Blue Sky safety team I will no loinger be sending George Thorogood lyrics to beautiful women on here via DM. Thank you all
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- I currently have hyper-sensitivity in one ear (possibly permanently.) I'll take whistles making me hurt for a second over someone getting the drop on me. I'm also missing higher frequencies currently. Would it be even nicer to also have additional notification? Sure, but perfect's the enemy of good.
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- It's inspiring as hell to see folks I've known for decades do drops like this. Genuinely fantastic.
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- People talk about cursed tomes like they must be ancient and mystical, hidden in the depths of some lair or catacombs, but alas no, they're in your local Barnes & Noble or Chapters:
- B. Gates and the B stands for BODIED:
