Jeff Harris
Storyteller. Artist. Media Historian/Analyst. Toonhead. INFJ. Aquarius. Fire-Snake. Zbornak. Black Xennial. Straight Dude. Unglitched but still in the Distortion. The world's on fire. Fight for truth, justice & a better tomorrow. Keep creating.
- Disney... look, I have a lot of grievances with you guys. But, um, if you make more episodes of The Muppet Show like that, I'd appreciate it. Tonight's episode was the most sensational, inspirational, celebrational Muppetational things I've seen you folks do with these characters. I want more.
- The Matchbox movie better have a variation of this mid-credit scene or else, what's the point? The star of the Matchbox film sits in his car at a traffic light. Another driver in a nicer car pulls up by them. Matchbox guy: "Nice hot wheels you're riding on." Other Driver: "I know. Later." Fin.
- Man... a bud of mine dropped something heavy a few minutes ago. Many, many sympathies, prayers, and love to him and his family. Another reminder to tell your loved ones how much they mean to you while they're still here. Stuff can happen like that. And take care of yourself mentally as well.
- Been watching a bunch of Chilly Willy shorts lately, and sometimes, the titular character has dialogue that's pretty much Pete Davidson's Chad character. Just short bursts of monosyllabic phrases, and it's played for cuteness instead of naivety. Okay, there's a bit of naivety here.
- Survivor's "Eye of the Tiger" from Rocky III, a song written because Stallone could get the rights to use Queen's "Another One Bites the Dust." True story.
- I do want to thank this wretched movie for finally showing the world the illegitimacy of a Rotten Tomatoes score, especially its Verified Audiences score. There is no way in Hell this film is deserving of a 99% score. So, rot in piss, RT. You're no longer relevant.
- I'm curious if they're going to do a public reading of the Declaration of Independence on July 4. Because when they get down to the grievances the colonists had towards the King, it may be a little awkward to the current administration. Because, well... read the Declaration for yourself one day.
