Here’s what would happen….. Coming. People SCREAMING in orgasm NATIONWIDE! And NOT just ONCE. I’m talking both MEN and WOMEN having MULTIPLE LOUD climaxes. Absolutely DEAFENING!!! And then a shit-ton of cigarettes being smoked.

Damn - I thought it was going to be an article about all the massive street parties. I already have champagne chilling in my fridge…

“With Donald Trump being the oldest…” No no no… it should be “With more than half of the planet’s population praying for his death”

There will be a global party the likes of which has never been seen. It will last for days. His grave will reek of ammonia for decades. MAGAts will go back to their caves and rocks or wherever they emerged from 11 years ago.