I walked out of ASDA and walked slowly, minding my own business. I slipped on a nakd bar wrapping (organic, vegan, sustainable), managed to rebalance myself and was proud of not hitting the ground, but… broken foot.
What's the most ridiculous way you ever hurt yourself? I got out of the tub, skidded in water and tripped over the toilet. Ankle sprain.
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Jan 6, 2026 11:38The nurses at A&E were mostly bummed for me because it was the most boring story they have ever heard… there was a lot of “what, you didn’t even have anything to drink? That’s sad”.
People who first saw me at the Copenhagen Memory Studies conference as the weird guy who needed to access the first plenary from behind the speaker with a big boot and crutches and crossed the stage painfully slowly and made everyone wait for the opening speech? That was the reason.
