Gabe Sanchez
Comedian • Satirist • Taco Connoisseur • Webby Award Winner • Host of What Was That? (on YouTube) • Funded by Blue Amp → blueamp.co/soundcheck
- You know how I know that the Melania documentary is garbage? Not a single soul has tried to pirate it online.
- Reposted by Gabe SanchezThis level of disgusting racism and cruelty didn’t exist in a vacuum, and it didn’t end with Epstein. Epstein files: “JEFF wanted, ‘young, fresh meat girls. Virgins.’ He told ■, ‘Don’t bring me any n*ggers.’”
- Reposted by Gabe SanchezBash: Was it about trying to make a an example out of somebody who the president has sparred with? Blanche: I don't even know that the president's even ever thought of Don Lemon. Bash: He called him a sleazebag yesterday.
- Bovino Losing His Job After ICE's Murders Is Not Enough open.substack.com/pub/iamgabes...
- BREAKING: Little Greg Bovino has been demoted
- It’s hardly shocking that the person whose first instinct was to murder her own puppy now runs the office that executes American citizens. Impeach Kristi Noem!
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- Pam Bondi writing tweet: "OMG we found over 1 million Epstein documents...we need more time!" DOJ agent: "But the SDNY already processed those files in 2020, it says so in this email. Also, they sent us everything." Pam Bondi: "Well, guess what, you're fired! Merry Christmas!"
- SNL Humiliates Trump Over Epstein Files open.substack.com/pub/iamgabes...
- Trump's DOJ Caught Deleting Files and Panics on Live TV open.substack.com/pub/iamgabes...
- Bye, Felicia!
- SNL Humiliates Trump and Hegseth Over Venezuelan Boat Strike open.substack.com/pub/iamgabes...
- Trump Does the Unthinkable after DC Shooting open.substack.com/pub/iamgabes...
- MAGA: “Black Friday? More woke DEI garbage! Should be White Friday!”
- Marjorie Taylor Greene Quits After Trump Turns on Her open.substack.com/pub/iamgabes...
- Trump’s Epstein Cover-Up Blew Up in His Face open.substack.com/pub/thetonym...
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- Trump Isn't Going to Rehire Fired Federal Workers whatwasthat.show/p/trump-isnt...
- “He Knew About the Girls”: Epstein Emails Link Trump to Abuse Cover-Up open.substack.com/pub/iamgabes...
- Trump’s Oval Office Disaster Exposes His Rapid Decline open.substack.com/pub/iamgabes...
- Let me guess, one of those “pollsters” is named John Barron. Trump is such a fucking loser 🤣
- Mike “I Don’t Know” Johnson
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- Reposted by Gabe SanchezBREAKING: Masked Border Patrol agents aggressively arrested WGN video producer Debbie Brockman in Lincoln Square Friday morning, supposedly for "obstructing justice." (Video via Josh Thomas on Facebook) Follow @heartlandsignal for more.
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- So, what about those Epstein files…?
- Reposted by Gabe Sanchez“To us, masks are associated with cowardly desperados and the despised Ku Klux Klan. In all our history we have never tolerated an armed masked secret police.” - Judge William Young, September 30, 2025
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- Reposted by Gabe SanchezYes, release the Epstein files!!!
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- RFK Jr. Gets Publicly Humiliated in Chaotic Senate Hearing whatwasthat.show/p/rfk-jr-get...
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- Wait, I thought Trump and MAGA were all about “no new wars”
- Inside Trump’s Health Cover-Up and MAGA’s Desperate Spin open.substack.com/pub/iamgabes...
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- In any other timeline, a dog-eating, bear-dumping, whale-chainsawing, sexual-assaulting, brain-wormed moron like RFK Jr, a man with no medical degree who swears he can diagnose kids just by looking at them...would exist only as an Onion headline.
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- So, just checking my notes here: seven months in, Trump rolls out the red carpet for Putin, gets embarrassed to the point that he runs away from questions, and the Ukraine/Russia deal he bragged about solving on day one? Still nowhere.
- Reposted by Gabe SanchezPowell called out Trump for making stuff up to smear him "I'm not aware of that, Mr President. I haven't heard that from anybody at the Fed. You just added in a third building is what that is. No, it was built five years ago. We finished it five years ago. It's not new."
- How long before Trump pardons Ghislaine Maxwell, either to reward her silence or to pretend he was never involved with Epstein in the first place?
- Holy shit! Not only did South Park put Trump in bed with Satan but they made this ad...
- GOP in Freefall: Epstein, ICE Raids, and Trump’s Health whatwasthat.show/p/gop-in-fre...
- Reposted by Gabe SanchezStephen Colbert is a profoundly good and deeply talented man with a great staff and an excellent show. They all deserve better.
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- Reposted by Gabe SanchezPLEASE TALK ABOUT ANYTHING OTHER THAN EPSTEIN. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER.
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- Reposted by Gabe SanchezJOHNSON: How many air traffic controllers have left the FAA since January 20? And don't tell me you don't know DUFFY: I don't know that JOHNSON: Are you trying to tell us you don't know how many air traffic controllers are in the building? DUFFY: They're in towers
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- Trump Implodes After Jeffrey Epstein Connection Resurfaces whatwasthat.show/p/trump-impl...
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- Trump’s Bill Gutted Our Benefits and MAGA Threw a Dance Party whatwasthat.show/p/trumps-bil...
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- ICE Is Using Facial Recognition App to Hunt Immigrants in Real Time whatwasthat.show/p/ice-using-...
- The Colorado State Capitol replaced Trump’s portrait...with another terrible Trump portrait. Bold choice.
- Trump and Fox News Erupt After Diego Luna Mocks Them on Late Night whatwasthat.show/p/diego-luna...
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- Reposted by Gabe SanchezRuiz: Why did the report include citations that don’t exist? RFK JR: All of the foundational assertions in that report are accurate Ruiz: How can they be accurate if they did not exist?
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- Reposted by Gabe Sanchez💰 WATCH: “How is that happening?” 🤷🏼♂️ @aoc.bsky.social informs a confused RFK Jr. that his own HHS is stuffing the pockets of insurance companies by doubling the rates taxpayers pay them even as they defraud us. 🤔
- Pentagon Ran a Decoy Strike on Iran Because Trump Couldn't Be Trusted to Keep Quiet open.substack.com/pub/iamgabes...
- Did you make sure to thank Trump for your new war?
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- Signs from Pasadena #NoKingsDay
- Honestly, I’m glad Trump’s parade wasn’t rained out. Now there’s no excuse for the sad turnout. Can’t wait for Leavitt to go full Spicer next week and pretend it was “the biggest crowd ever.”
- Imagine being so hated that the entire country protests against you...for the second time. That’s Trump’s legacy.
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- Reposted by Gabe SanchezChris Murphy: "We can't be preparing for the 2026 election. It might not come. All of our focus right now has to be on protecting the democracy, about stopping the corruption."
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- Kristi Noem’s Depraved Immigrant Game Show Exposed whatwasthat.show/p/kristi-noe...
- MAGA Turns on Trump’s Team Over Epstein Cover-Up whatwasthat.show/p/maga-turns...
- Trump promised to end the Ukraine war on Day 1. Fast forward to Day 96, and he's just now figuring out Putin's real intentions? I thought MAGA said their "stable genius" was out here playing 29D chess...
- Sobbing George Santos Sentenced to 87 Months in Prison whatwasthat.show/p/sobbing-ge...
- BREAKING: Sobbing Santos has been sentenced to 87 months in prison
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- Imagine being the guy who killed the Pope
- Kristi Noem Got Robbed, Along With $3,000, Her Passport, and DHS Credentials whatwasthat.show/p/kristi-noe...
- Hegseth Leaked War Plans Again—This Time to His Wife and Lawyer whatwasthat.show/p/hegseth-le...
- Wait, Trump suddenly cares about the planet? That’s news to me, considering he pulled out of the Paris Agreement (again), slashed funding for environmental protections, and has been gutting regulations like it was his hobby.
- Nancy Mace Records Herself Screaming “F*ck You” at a Constituent in Public whatwasthat.show/p/nancy-mace...
