Orli Matlow
Yet another comedian and writer (Adult Swim, SundanceTV)
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- Tired: Valentine’s Day Wired:
- Reposted by Orli Matlowok, whoa. the DOJ just told me that the unredacted version of the document in question contains an image of a victim’s face overlayed on the face of the Mona Lisa image. so, that's why it's redacted. jesus christ
- cool. glad we protected her identity at least www.404media.co/the-doj-reda...
- Reposted by Orli MatlowI need everyone to know that on the crochet subreddit the mods made a big post about how they're taking a week off because there was too much fighting/political posts. so there's currently no mods on r/crochet and people are being absolutely insane
- Reposted by Orli MatlowOver the past two weeks I've begun to realize that rich people only started funding chatbots once they could no longer email Jeffrey Epstein
- I hate Halloween what do you mean you’re the girl in the “communist cum dump” shirt at the Charli xcx tour in The Moment
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- Mr. Trump…..buddy…….i don’t think this is how you steer the conversation away from famous rapists and human traffickers
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- Reposted by Orli MatlowJessie Diggins, Olympic cross-country skiing gold medalist, from the Twin Cities: “I want to make sure you know who I’m racing for…”
- Reposted by Orli MatlowImmigrants have paid more in taxes than they have received in benefits every single year for the past 30 years, according to new analysis from Cato. Remember this the next time Trump and his racist lackeys call immigrants "freeloaders."
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- I bought Chex Mix outside of an airport and I feel guilty. This feels Wrong
- Reposted by Orli MatlowHe really is the most miserable bastard on the planet and he has to make it everyone else's problem.
- There are many reasons to be categorically against ethnic cleansing including that popular accounts on Twitter are calling for ethnic cleansing of Jews 👍
- Reposted by Orli MatlowMedia coverage of Gaza has plummeted. So today on @thenation.com, we're doing something pretty special: we're only running pieces by people in and from Gaza. We're calling it "A Day for Gaza." You can find links to all of the incredible pieces here. Please read! www.thenation.com/article/worl...
- Reposted by Orli MatlowI read thousands of pages of Epstein files this weekend trying to understand what he wanted out of his meeting with 4chan's Christopher Poole. Here's everything we know about Epstein's plans to dismantle the internet and, eventually, democracy. www.garbageday.email/p/here-s-how...
- Reposted by Orli MatlowFBI official doesn't know where Wisconsin is, per Epstein release. "I just googled because I really didnt know lol. Looks northwest of Chicago"
- Unclear whether they are for or against
- Reposted by Orli MatlowJewish Holocaust survivors are offering to hide Haitian migrants in their homes. www.jta.org/2026/01/30/u...
- Reposted by Orli MatlowEpstein’s economic power among academics was made possible by a capitalist system that makes higher education dependent on the charity economy rather than a public good supported by taxing the rich
- Reposted by Orli MatlowEpstein is the most garish and harrowing manifestation of this but oligarchy makes life miserable in a thousand other ways. A core point of democracy is that no one should have so much power that they can make themselves everybody's problem. We should have a political party that believes that
- The Epstein emails should really end the debate over whether society should have billionaires. "Do you want there to be a class of people so powerful they can fuck your kids and no one will even try to do anything" seems like an easy sell if everyone in politics wasn't trying to get on their payroll
- Reposted by Orli MatlowWhen you look at the Wikipedia of an old white guy whose books you read in college there is an unfortunately high probability it will look like this
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- Here we go again
- Reposted by Orli MatlowJudge Biery signed the order with a photo of Liam and two bible verses: The first is "But Jesus said, Suffer little children, and forbid them not, to come unto me: for of such is the kingdom of heaven." The second is simply "Jesus wept." Astonishing thing for a judge to do.
- NEWS: Judge Biery has ordered the release of 5-year-old Liam Ramos. A thunderous rebuke against ICE’s violent campaign in Minnesota. Read the order below. Link: storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
- Reposted by Orli MatlowUnion workers solved the trolley problem, you're welcome
- Reposted by Orli MatlowI wonder if the New York Times will go after any of the prominent academics in the Epstein files for being rapists as hard as they went after Claudine Gay for being kind of sloppy with citations in her graduate thesis. If not, why not?
- Shantay you stay
- Canada was having it too good lately we needed a reminder that life does, in fact, suck
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- Reposted by Orli MatlowI am friends with my high school lunch lady on Facebook and my god she never misses with her shares
- Watching The Traitors to try and distract myself from the news and it’s not working
- Reposted by Orli MatlowTonight I watched Prime Minister Mark Carney take the actual Heated Rivalry Canada fleece from Hudson Williams, slip it on and say: “This is true soft power.”
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- Reposted by Orli MatlowAs far as I know, Tom Suozzi here still does not have a primary challenger in his district (NY-3 on Long Island). The filing deadline is April 6 for the primary on June 23, and if there's a remotely progressive town council member or PTA president in that district, this is the time to make a move.
- 2026
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- Well that changes everything
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- Reposted by Orli MatlowI wrote about my childhood friend Alexi Pretti. Please read it and share it and remember him as a human being. @theverge.com
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- Reposted by Orli Matlownever forget darnold was in the greatest graphic in soorts history
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- ChatGOP
- Never, ever do this to your sourdough bread 🙈
- Reposted by Orli MatlowNYC Mayor Zohran Mamdami advises New Yorkers to stay home and read ‘Heated Rivalry’ during the winter storm via hearts530
- Watching F1 the movie it’s basically Barbie for boys
- Reposted by Orli MatlowTwo women trained as first responders were abducted by three ICE agents. One of the agents starts seizing. The other two don’t know what to do. The women jump into action and save the agent’s life, only to be re-handcuffed and processed. www.startribune.com/detained-by-...
- I’m not a fan of the over representation in pop culture of people behaving like assholes while wearing a conspicuous Magen David
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- Storm update: the mayor is in a half-zip instead of a suit jacket so you know it’s serious
- Reposted by Orli MatlowTomorrow’s front page of the Minnesota Star Tribune: Jan. 23, 2026
- Are people born bigots or do they have bigotry thrust upon them
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- 2026
- Reposted by Orli MatlowThe grimness of US history should encourage us. Yes, people used to send lynching postcards. And other people saw that, worked towards building a more just society anyway, and succeeded beyond anyone's wildest imagination. There's more work to be done. What's our excuse for choosing despair instead?
- The only thing I know for sure is that if this plan is implemented there will be a Gaza season of The White Lotus
- Happy Hockey Day Minnesota!
- Watching Zohran on The View……..He has chemistry with everyone he truly is the Jonathan Bailey of politics
- Reposted by Orli Matlowreally can’t stress enough how we just don’t have to go along with any of this shit, the world was made and can just as easily be made differently
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- Are you a Frozen Pickle or a Bathtub Viking?
- Both Josh Allen and Hailee Steinfeld are getting robbed this awards/postseason
- Stop criticizing NFL officiating it’s not their job to know what a catch looks like
- That was a Buffalo catch
- They should invent an overtime that doesn’t make you want to kill yourself
- Reposted by Orli Matlowpretty sure he meant the other thing, grok, but very cool that those are your two things
- Tired: It is January 15th Wired:
- I’m not engaged nor am I dating anyone but I am going on my honeymoon in Europe next summer
- Yup a ring should fix my anxiety
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- I’ve officially outlived the biggest source of my death threats hehe
- Reposted by Orli MatlowFundraiser for Minneapolis ICE shooter that’s already raised $178,000 casually points out that the mayor is Jewish 😬
- Not gonna lie I’m having a hard time respecting Paul Thomas Anderson this awards season for making that movie and then getting on stage and not saying shit about Real Life. The Steely Dan needle drop goes hard tho
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