Armchair phrenologist. Self-certified body language expert. MENSA member. Former Never-Ending Pasta Pass Owner. Intellectual. Gifted kid —> Gifted adult. RIP Seattle Sea Dragons. Vai Corinthians. Bluesky’s premier Seven Mary Three poster.
I don't usually actually wear a bowl on my head. Usually.
Mostly food, games, and silliness. Tech sometimes probably. This is my personal account, thoughts are my own.
PhD physics/MS microbiology;Black Lives Matter;Land Back;Pro-Abortion;he/they
First Steward:
@fairshare.help sweetgrass.online
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PFP: yt male hiking in desert in sun hat
Banner: display on Beijing → Chengdu high speed train @ 349km/h
UFOs, sci-fi, modular synths, Zelda, weed, coffee. California-sober, Chicago-based, librarian, husband, dad. Whistleblower enjoyer.
#woocrew
that person with the peaches
national magazine award-winning culture critic & writer for hire 🖋️ in bitch, the nation, the verge, rolling stone, &c
🌿@theflytrapmedia.com cofounder
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✉️ sesmith at
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Law professor @TempleLaw, suburban gardener, avid reader. Happy to nerd out about legal writing anytime.
mostly politics. some Seahawks.
Normal Man.
oh and one more thing
you aren’t going to like
what comes after America
The Ringleader
big famous microblogger
pet account reactionary
flamboyant wrecker
goddess of uselessness
[she/her] texan in ma. Adonis' mom
This is a police hating account
Whenever I do satire everyone thinks its news and whenever I do news everyone thinks it's satire so good luck with these posts I guess
On Mastodon:
Criminalerin.jorts.horse
She/they/guy
I ride my bike, get angry at cars, talk about disability advocacy, eat baked goods, and make sure Gus is well fed. I hail from the best state in New England.
Canadian postdoc in Japan.
Energy, sustainability, unrelated ramblings.
i lost the ability to read in a freak clean and jerk accident in 1989. please be gentle. he/him
Journalist and cofounder
@autonomynews.co. Seen in: Jezebel, The New Republic, The Guardian, Slate, The Nation, Democracy Docket. WGAE Council. From PA, now in BK
linktr.ee/susanrinkunas
Email: susanrinkunaswrites @gmail
Signal: susanrinkunas.73
New Yorker, union activist, employment lawyer, dad, generational trauma ender. He/him.
Recovering forum poster, politics doomer, basketball nerd. I write code for a living. He/him. Views entirely my own.
Deputy Chair of the Ankh-Morpork Posters’ Guild
🏳️⚧️ rights are human rights
All pookleblinky know is play music, lift weight, eat hot chip, write unsettling threads. You are now aware of the taste of your own mouth. Gendered in the way a peat bog is.
Trumpet, saxophone, guitar, banjo, bass, and squats
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Will entertain requests for astrophotography targets.
If you follow me for the space pix, be prepared for some politics. And chronic illnesses.
Amateur astronomer
Hoagiemouth
Wannabe 🇦🇺
In an abusive relationship with my immune system.
The Cenobite of Sharing
The Black Blood of the Earth and Steins of Science guy. Everyone’s friendly internet laser safety officer and health physicist. Happy to answer Antarctica questions.
www.funraniumlabs.com
Sam Thielman | Graphic novels at NYT Book Review, seen NYer, Flaming Hydra,
foreverwars.ghost.io | he/him | DC COMICS: THE STORY OF A UNIVERSE w/Sean Howe forthcoming | should be writing
Your old pal, Catbus from Online
shitposts, shoegaze, cinema
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20 fathoms deep and regularly feral