Geraint
INCLUDES 24 ICONIC 90S SONGS FROM: Britney Spears | Boyz II Men | Christina Aguilera | TLC | R.E.M. | Ace of Base | Natalie Imbruglia | The Verve Z | *NSYNC and many more!
- Happy #winniethepoohday
- Man hospitalised with burns to the inside of his mouth after birthday celebrations go horribly wrong
- If I had to choose three dinner guests, alive or dead, I'd probably go for dead ones to save on the washing up.
- If you see this, post a vampire that isn't Dracula.
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- I've just phoned a cab to take me from the fridge to the toilet, so that's my New Year's resolution fucked.
- IT'S CHRISTMAS EVE, NOT CHRISTMAS EVE AND STEVE
- Less than 48hrs until I can legally have cheese for breakfast
- One year on from the office party and I'm pleased to announce that me and the photocopier are still together and we're expecting a baby in March.
- I'll never forget where I was on the day the word sacrifice gained an extra syllable #totp
- Just wondering if the Scandinavians have a 58 letter word for the sense of humiliation felt when one mistakenly assumes a supermarket door is automatic, and it isn't. Also: ow.
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- Orinoco Flow was originally written about a period so heavy it could only be staunched using a womble #totp
- If you should die one year short of receiving the 'congratulations, you're 100' telegram from the monarch, the government should let you have a Flake sticking out of your coffin.
- Looking at the price of toys and feeling thankful that I had the good sense to fake all my orgasms.
- Happy International Men's Day everyone
- There's always one...
- Get to know your mutuals. List ten random things you like 10. Counting backwards from ten 9 8 7 6 5 4 3 2 1
- Watching DIY SOS. If Nick Knowles turned up in my garden, I'd start crying too.