Niks/Cat Guru/Two-Eyes Bottomley 👀
Niks. CHONKER. Foxy moron. Don't bother with me if you don't like cats or “cat speak”. Proud honorary Canadian/Aussie 🇨🇦🇦🇺 “Away and play doon yir ain end!” - Louise Bowman. Stinking. Calamari Jane. Queer af.
- In my hotel room now. It's hotter than the sun in here, so lawd knows how I'm going to put my face on. It'll melt off as soon as it's on 🥵
- Just had to use the lav on this train. Me and train lavatories are not friends. I was desperate though. Never again. It absolutely stank of shite 🤢
- Got me weird shoes on today
- Got my train essentials, as always
- Guzzling energy drinks like some sort of Goth.
- I yam on the train! Setting off in 3 mins.
- Had a baff and got dressed. I'm exhausted now.
- 5:31am and Robot has had two (2) breakfasts already.
- My alarm was supposed to go off in just under an hour. I can't get to sleep though, so I've just turned it off and got up. I'm always like this the night before I go to a gig 😫
